Archive for March, 2008

Wanted: Kibure

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Yes, you Name: Kibure Alias: Kikki Age: 14-16 Sex: Female Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Last seen: Infinite Ryvius, Episode 13 Reward: If you can locate Kibure in episode 14 of Infinite Ryvius, I will write a review of any anime you want. This is a perfect opportunity for you to suck up to me/piss me […]

Anime Blog Awards?

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

“Given the exponential growth of the anime blogosphere, the number of quality blogs with insightful opinions and perspectives are ever increasing. Yet a majority of the blogs out there remain isolated, lacking a sense of community and meaningful interaction. The Anime Blog Awards was created in order to bridge that gap by recognising worthy bloggers […]

The Clannad Quiz

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

So Kyou, Ryou, and to some degree, Tomoyo got ripped off. At least one of my bold predictions came true: I also watched the Clannad movie. Here are the key differences: Fuko doesn’t exist Ryou doesn’t exist. Oh wait, nothing changed. Kotomi is a voiceless character in a completely irrelevant role Kyou is Tomoyo’s lackey […]

I beat up Raki

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Yesterday I stumbled upon Raki crying in the woods. I attempted to cheer him up by letting him borrow my finest female erotica magazine. Disappointed that there weren’t any men in it, Raki threw my magazine in the river. How dare that bastard waste my porn! I angrily stomped on the ground, creating a rift […]

Shion no Ou = Hikaru no Go + Murder

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Aside from murder, there are a few additional differences between Shion no Ou and Hikaru no Go that I left out of the title: They play Shougi instead of Go Shion gets stalked by a human instead of an ambiguously gay ghost The pimp in a white suit doesn’t wear a tie I don’t get […]

Spirits: Who Cares?

Monday, March 17th, 2008

One of the better characters on H2O is Hotaru, a delightful ghost girl. She’s slutty, mischievous, etc…, everything you want in a ghost. There’s just one problem: everyone refers to her as a spirit. She’s not a spirit; she’s a ghost. Get it right. Ghosts rock my soul. Spirits sock my roll. Even the evilest […]

Aria the Origination 08 from Athena’s POV

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

I love Alice, but Baka-Raptor was right – that stuck-up little princess needs to show me some respect. Alice knew I was exhausted last night, but that didn’t stop her from yelling at me. That’s what I hate about having roommates: they’re always trying to keep me awake. Despite the continued harassment, I was kind […]

Anime sets unreasonable standards for food

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Everybody loves to bitch about how anime sets unreasonable standards for relationships, but what about food? People don’t need relationships, but we sure as hell need food. I’m hungry. I think I’ll eat some more of my brother’s birthday cake. Buying this cake was the nicest thing I’ve ever done intentionally. I’d say it even […]

Why I tolerate Mizuki

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Back when I was writing my midterm review of Mokke, I had no second thoughts about picking Mizuki as my favorite character. You may be wondering what possessed me to pick some little girl over the strict old man who beats her. I was partially won over by Mizuki’s zombie impression. Fuko fails Mizuki is […]

That’s right, jump on my bandwagon!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Back in November, I was the only person in the entire universe who thought that Shakugan no Shana II wasn’t a trainwreck. “Long story short, Shana II rocks – don’t drop it.“ Fans called me crazy. My girlfriend dumped me. Children threw rocks at me. Well now look how the tides have turned. Everybody and […]