The Clannad Quiz

So Kyou, Ryou, and to some degree, Tomoyo got ripped off. At least one of my bold predictions came true:

I also watched the Clannad movie. Here are the key differences:

  • Fuko doesn’t exist
  • Ryou doesn’t exist. Oh wait, nothing changed.
  • Kotomi is a voiceless character in a completely irrelevant role
  • Kyou is Tomoyo’s lackey
  • Fuko’s sister flogs Sunohara
  • The animation sucks relative to the TV series
  • The Dango song is slightly different but equally pedophilic
  • No shitty overkilled bedpan jokes
  • There’s a convincing explanation for why Nagisa wants to act
  • The robot with feelings was replaced by a creepy puppet with feelings
  • There’s a dramatic time skip (by far the most compelling reason to watch the movie)
  • Dinosaurs!

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  1. keke Says:

    Thanks for the movie synopsis, now I don’t need to watch it myself!

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  2. Geyyyyy Says:

    Not related to Clannad at all:
    http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-02-26/third-school-rumble-anime-series-greenlit

    Although it probably won’t fit into most of your arbitrary checklist categories, the equation below says all

    Mamiko Noto + Harima Kenji = great.

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  3. keke Says:

    Thanks for the info! Can’t wait :P

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  4. Viktor Berg Says:

    @Geyyyyy: Never considered watching the anime (read the manga, though, as far as it went), but after your post I feel inclined to do so.

    Also, I’m thinking of watching Clannad, as well. Now, if I only get to cram in those viewing sessions in my schedule…

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  8. Ardock Says:

    Personally I loved Clannad.

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