Anime needs more Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs, like lesbians, make everything better. No exceptions.

1. Dinosaurs = Drama

The other day I was watching some boring anime about a little girl whose dog died. Boo hoo hoo, go down the pound and get a new one. They’ll even spay or neuter it for free! Nobody cares when dogs die. Dinosaurs, on the other hand, don’t just die – they go extinct. It’s like The Last of the Mohicans, except with dinosaurs. That’s tragic.

You know why Air TV kicked ass? I’ll give you a hint: it wasn’t because of that useless shit Potato. Gao!

2. Dinosaurs = Comedy

Dinosaurs are hilarious, especially when they try to speak Japanese.

3. Dinosaurs = Action

Guess who won…

Thanks to dinosaurs, I even approve of Magical Heart Kokoro-chan.

4. Dinosaurs = Romance

You had me at Hypsilophodon

5. Dinosaurs = A Once-in-a-lifetime Opportunity

I offered you assholes an unbelievable opportunity two weeks ago, but nobody capitalized because you were all too busy fondling little boys on crowded trains. Stop beating off to Lolicon Phoenix and FIND MY KIBURE! Somebody has to have some spare time; otherwise there wouldn’t be a few hundred Caramelldansen videos on YouTube.