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Anime I haven’t seen and can’t meaningfully critique

Spice and Wolf: She has a tail – get over it.

5 Centimeters per Second: Slow

Hamtaro: Evil

Library Wars: Unrealistic

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Trainwreck

My Neighbor Totoro: I hate my neighbor

All Nippon Air Line (ANAL): Needs more lesbians

Chi’s Sweet Home: Yawn

Kodomo no Jikan: Great show, if you’re a pedophile. Which I’m not.

Princess 69: Predictable

Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora: Oh wait, I did see it. And it sucked.

Serial Experiments Lain: Bullshit

Hayate the Combat Butler: Maybe I’d watch if you replaced Butler with Maid, and Hayate with Kogarashi

Gantz: Best Anime Ever

Haruhi Season 2: Great concept, poor execution

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: Stupid

Space Runaway Ideon: Who cares?

Akira: Pretty good…for its time

Bible Black: Crass religious allegory

Gundman ____: Been there, done that

Afro Samurai: Racist

The Hiatus Continues…

After announcing my weeklong hiatus last Monday, my stats immediately plummeted and sharply rebounded when the week was over, just as expected:

But Baka-Raptor, how is it a hiatus if you’ve been posting?

That’s just how much my hiatuses rock. Somebody should give me an award.

Best Hiatus Baka-Raptor
Best Comment on Another Blog Baka-Raptor

At least I’m getting one new source of hits:

I’m now announcing that my award-winning weeklong hiatus will continue for another week (the assignment is due next Monday instead of this Friday).

But Baka-Raptor, how can a weeklong hiatus last for two weeks? Do you have to power to manipulate time?

Yes.

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