Non-Haruhi Shows that Need a Second Season

Ouran High School Host Club II:
Auron High School Host Club

Auron would be the perfect apology for the first season’s unbridled gaiety.

Scene 1: Auron breaks the host club’s precious vase/knee caps.

Scene 2: All the girls fall hopelessly in love with Auron.

Scene 3: Auron rejects them all because he’s not pedophile.

Scene 4: Auron taunts the jealous male students by bragging, “That’s how it’s done!”

Scene 5: The school gets renamed “Auron High School” in honor of Auron’s badassery.

Scene 6: “This ends NOW.”

Aria the Origination II: Aria the Continuation

No explanation necessary.

Strawberry Panic II

But Baka-Raptor, where’s the clever subtitle?

Strawberry Panic doesn’t need one – its brilliance is its simplicity. Just look at the cast of characters:

What a diverse cast of lesbians. I can’t think of any other show with a lesbian to non-lesbian ratio of infinity. Sheer brilliance.

UPDATE: Season II should be all about Chikaru and how everybody else falls in love her. Chikaru is a FUCKING BADASS:

Chikaru is a winner. Despite having black hair (the least flashy hair color in anime) and displaying no lesbian tendencies, she still managed to beat out Shizuma to be the coolest character on Strawberry Panic. What makes her stand out? The difference between Chikaru and the other girls is that Chikaru knows how to handle herself. She kicks ass at everything and never cries or bitches when things don’t go her way (which is never).

Chikaru is so lazy that she was elected president of Lilim, the lazy school. She has to attend student council meetings, which might be a pain if she didn’t have the quintessential slacker’s talent of contributing nothing and letting everyone else do all the work.

Whereas other popular characters on Strawberry Panic are stalked by rabid fangirls, Chikaru is worshipped by devoted minions. Chikaru recruits the most loyal ones into the “Henshin Club”, also known as the “Transformation Club” and the “I’m Chikaru’s Bitch Club”. Basically, Chikaru tells them what to do, and they do it.

Even the girl with the teddy bear isn’t as lame as she should be when she’s next to Chikaru.” – Me

Lucky Star II

Just kidding, Lucky Star isn’t a non-Haruhi show.

My Balls II: The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary

Not only does My Balls need a second season, but it could also use a first. Think I’m kidding? I don’t throw around the title The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary lightly. I’d say My Balls is even better than Kamen no Maid Guy. Yeah, that Kamen no Maid Guy. Kyoto Animation, get on it.