The Original Fanservice Bingo Post
You can catch the other Talk-A-Raptor Episodes HERE.
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Great news: my hiatus, which began after I posted Talk-A-Raptor 01, is officially over! Here are the stats:

10 points for anyone who can guess when the hiatus began
Now a new Evangelion-related hiatus begins. Details to come…
baka-raptor@baka-raptor.com
May 26th, 2008 at 1:41 am
I really want a Tidus figurine now.
May 26th, 2008 at 1:44 am
What, not using blogflux anymore? xP Congrats on gaining one on your pagerank, though. ^^ Mine’s stayed the same. :’(
And you totally made me laugh multiple times. lolikit is such fun to pick on, isn’t he? =D How long does it take you to make one of these, usually?
May 26th, 2008 at 1:55 am
@korosora: Don’t get your hopes up - only mine talks.
@Nagato: Filming and editing takes a whole weekend. Basic planning took place over the past few weeks (since the last episode), but that’s the kind of stuff you can do in the shower/car/walk to class/etc…, so it’s not really a burden on your schedule.
May 26th, 2008 at 2:15 am
LOL, it just whooshes to the bottom like that XD
May 26th, 2008 at 4:28 am
Thanks for the awesome Talk-a-Raptor episode^^ Keep them coming!
May 26th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Another awesome episode. I can definately see the Colbert influence heheh. Finally got around to Evangelion? About time! Can’t wait for a review for that.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:30 am
So what does ‘Get thee to a nunnery mean,’ especially for me?
Oh, and REALLY AWESOME EPISODE. I GOT FEATURED! lool
May 26th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Gee, so you finally decided to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion? Caved in to the begging crowd? Oh well, I will pity you after you [try to] watch the last few episodes (or, god forbid, the films).
Anyways, your show gave me quite a laugh. Keep ‘em coming!
May 26th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Don’t fret, Anime Nano has accepted you with open arms! Also, Basugasubakuhatsu isn’t really a real blog. It’s more of a marketing wonderland!
May 26th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Funny shit! I didn’t know you were funny!
May 26th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Great video, poor Tidus takes quite a bit of abuse.
Also glad you caved in, enjoy NGE.
May 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Damn it, my ‘G’ key is stuck, and Im too lazy to fix it. Now, this is all I can do to properly express my impression of this video (fill in the blank): “_eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
May 26th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
@Praz: Damn it, my ‘G’ key is stuck, and Im too lazy to fix it. Now, this is all I can do to properly express my impression of your comment (fill in the blank): “_o fuck yourself!”
Unless you’re talking about INGO, which is undeniably “_eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
May 27th, 2008 at 1:32 am
That was cool man. Especially finishing up with Cruel Angel’s Theses.
Because nothing is more manly than a whiny 14 year old.
Wait a second.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Dear Webmaster,
I saw your URL listed in the credits of an AMV I watched on Youtube called “Penetrate the Center with an Enormous Bombshell?” I hope that I have the right person—the guy who made that video is clearly a very, very lonely person. I wish to abate this loneliness.
I am in the business of starting shit.
Shit can range from drama to clubs.
Would you be interested in joining a collective of awesome non-serious anime bloggers? If so, have your raptors talk to my raptors. This offer is limited-time only, though, due to the ever-fluctuating nature of the all-determining graphs.
-Intelligent Dinosaur
P.S.
re: your reply to Praz’s comment
You totally failed; there’re “g”s all over the fucking place (”talking,” “INGO”).
May 27th, 2008 at 1:51 am
THAT chart is your self-esteem? Cheer up, emo kid! … On second thought, maybe not. Your test results just came in.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Hey look! It’s me! I mean us! I BEAT THE SYSTEM! My secret to getting onto AB? I bothered Maestro so much he paid me to stop… and by paid, I mean he put us on there.
May 27th, 2008 at 2:33 am
@Viktor & ExiledShinobi: I totally caved in. And it was conveniently on sale.
@Hung: Yeah, but I’ve been on Anime Nano long enough that I can take it for granted.
@digitalboy: I was going for drama towards the end, but I’ll settle for funny any day.
@Cameron: Raxhephon is better than Evangelion. There, I said it, happy? I haven’t seen Raxhephon yet (I will someday), but I did read the manga a few years back. I get the feeling the anime isn’t full of cheap fanservice gags, in a good way.
@lolikitsune: “G”s are only prohibited inside the quotation marks. Oops. As for your offer, I’ll think about it get back to you later this week (don’t want to seem too desperate).
@LJ: I can’t help it; self-esteem is 100% correlated with my site’s traffic. And from now on, you’re that detective-looking guy in the picture. My picture made you look too much like a pirate.
@Os: Maestro, eh? What a fittingly evil name for my enemy.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Well, aren’t you a stud~♥♥♥
Tell me you’re single.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:36 am
@Shin: That’s classified
Eh, who am I kidding. I’m single, but only because I hide my true power level in public.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Dear Webmaster,
>>(don’t want to seem too desperate)
Do not fear; I know exactly what it’s like.
-URGENT
May 28th, 2008 at 12:50 am
INGO…sodomy….because the fastest way to a girls heart is through the butt?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:02 am
@j.valdez: “Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.“
May 28th, 2008 at 1:13 am
“Once”? I’m certain rape isn’t nearly that rare.
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May 28th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I am extremely happy now. Although I did like the first twenty episodes of Eva, so… And actually I like Cruel Angel’s Theses (the song).
May 28th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Hey. You got it wrong w/ the all girls round-robin. Instead of eating shit, we talk shit. DUUUH. Nice video <3
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