Archive for June, 2008

The Rape Fantasy: A Vestige of Natural Selection?

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

According to anime, there are worse things in life than lesbian rape The All-Girls Round-Robin (and a dude) recently took on the topic of rape fantasies. I’ve already given my opinion on rape fantasies, but now I’d like to push the conversation in a new direction: why rape fantasies might exist in the first place. […]

Evangelion 04: Filler

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

Shinji runs away. Then he comes back. Final Thoughts: Shinji comes back after running away This episode was filler Not much to say

The Ultimate Guide to Picking Summer Anime

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

You might think I’m lazy for picking shows like this. Yeah. So I don’t have a “rational” basis for picking anime. Who does? Picking shows based on descriptions is an exercise in futility. One of my all-time favorite shows is about an ambiguously gay ghost who teaches a boy how to play go. Who in […]

The End?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

It’s all over. I’ve officially lost. My life sucks. Now I must fulfill my promise and jump off The Bridge of Sighs. Why, you ask, must I resort to such extreme measures after losing the Funniest Anime Blog Award? Am I not disappointed that I lost all the awards? Isn’t everybody else? Sure, but losing […]

Whose Room? Baka-Raptor’s Room.

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Room posts: what a brilliant idea! Why didn’t I think of that? Oh wait, I did – TWO YEARS AGO. What the hell must I do to impress you assholes? Did I not one-up the other bloggers by posting my room, my car, myself, and two videos featuring myself AND my room? One of these […]

Evangelion 03: A Super Original Post!

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Shinji begins training with the Eva. Throughout the training session he sounds like a zombie. Cool! Why does the robot need a gun? Is that a mechanical trigger? Couldn’t they give one of those to the UN? I’m guessing it’ll never subdue an Angel. Why does— Stop! In the name of the CLAW! What? Unoriginal […]

Evangelion 02: Penguins?!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Pen Pen: Best Character Ever The episode begins with Shinji trying to make the robot walk. It trips after two steps. Then the Angel picks it up, crushes its left arm, and stabs it through the face. Has Shinji been defeated? The next thing we know, Shinji is lying in hospital bed. The Evangelion is […]

Evangelion 01: Shinji Sucks

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

This episode begins with Shinji ogling erotic photography. Then he sees a ghost! I’m liking this show already! An “Angel” appears! The UN takes it on and gets crushed. Wreckage falls dangerously close to Shinji but just far enough away to leave him unharmed. How convenient… As the Angel nears Shinji, Misato comes to the […]

The Rapacious Avenging Pernicious Time-travelling Omnislashing Renegade Syndicate

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

Baka-Raptor His Imperial Majesty. Leader of the RAPTORS. Writes fair and balanced anime reviews. Raptorko Baka-Raptor’s twin sister. Talk-A-Raptor Your host, like Shizue Nana, except smooth, charismatic, and not evil. The Ghost of Pizza-Raptor Once a lovable sellout, Pizza-Raptor got axed due to poor ratings. Now his ghost wanders the internet seeking revenge. BaRappa The […]