Month: June 2008

The End?

It’s all over. I’ve officially lost. My life sucks. Now I must fulfill my promise and jump off The Bridge of Sighs. Why, you ask, must I resort to such extreme measures after losing the Funniest Anime Blog Award? Am […]

Evangelion 02: Penguins?!

Pen Pen: Best Character Ever The episode begins with Shinji trying to make the robot walk. It trips after two steps. Then the Angel picks it up, crushes its left arm, and stabs it through the face. Has Shinji been […]

Evangelion 01: Shinji Sucks

This episode begins with Shinji ogling erotic photography. Then he sees a ghost! I’m liking this show already! An “Angel” appears! The UN takes it on and gets crushed. Wreckage falls dangerously close to Shinji but just far enough away […]