The Rapacious Avenging Pernicious Time-travelling Omnislashing Renegade Syndicate
Baka-Raptor
His Imperial Majesty. Leader of the RAPTORS. Writes fair and balanced anime reviews.
Raptorko
Talk-A-Raptor
Your host, like Shizue Nana, except smooth, charismatic, and not evil.
The Ghost of Pizza-Raptor
Once a lovable sellout, Pizza-Raptor got axed due to poor ratings. Now his ghost wanders the internet seeking revenge.
BaRappa The Raptor
A hip, streetwise raptor who speaks in rhyme.
Block-A-Raptor
Block-A-Raptor keeps this blog troll-free and family-friendly. Spoilers are prohibited. Yes, that’s the Maid Guy Badge.
ScholaRaptor
Graduated Caltech with a joint degree in Literature and Philosophy. Definitely a female.
Nostalgia-Raptor
A decrepit old dinosaur who came out of retirement to lecture young whippersnappers about the superiority of old-school anime.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:51 am
I need a mascot. How about NostalgiaRaptor: Old and decrepit.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 4:14 am
I didn’t understand half of those words in the title, but it doesn’t matter.
Would a Lick-A-Raptor be good(possibly licking a lollipop)? He/She would have the duty of sugarcoating all the bad shows that the other raptors so blatantly throw in the trash.
Or not(to save face from this humiliating proposal).
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June 2nd, 2008 at 4:38 am
Why the hell are these mascots popular nowadays? First there’s lolikit’s, now Pete’s and then yours!?! D:
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June 2nd, 2008 at 4:47 am
@keke: What kind of hat would a Lick-A-Raptor wear?
@Michael: I came first. Haven’t you seen Raptorko and Pizza-Raptor before? Or perhaps you were living in a nunnery?
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June 2nd, 2008 at 5:41 am
BaRappa The Raptor made me lol. Anyway, I’m going to create my own, better mascot squad! And it’s gunna have hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the mascot squad!
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June 2nd, 2008 at 6:49 am
LOL! They look sooo awesome
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June 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 am
I have a raging boner that can only be tamed by having a hot, unprotected love making session with Raptorko.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
TRAPTORS? TRAP-TORS? Oioi, I thought I was the only one…
(Or you could just leave out the first word, but that’s lame.)
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
The Raptor’s a lie.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
It’s good to see that this is still a dry blog and there is no Vodka Raptor. I liked the addition of oldass raptor, too.
Shin’s gonna get his kneecaps busted he if doesn’t call Raptorko back the next day.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I diagnose you as a (nut)case of acute hebephrenic schizophrenia.
(Yes, I stole that off Wikipedia…)
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June 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
@digitalboy: +10 points for reminding me of that line.
@Shin: Cock-Block-A-Raptor wants to have a word with you.
@CCY: T-Raptor? It’s a trap: really a T-Rex.
@Kabitzin: Keke’s earlier suggestion for a Lick-A-Raptor made me think of doing a LiquoRaptor
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June 2nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
I don’t think you should watch Evangelion. It’s probably too DEEP for you.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
In honor of those who give their lives, youths, and sanity(s) to cut you open and play with your bowels, I propose the OpeRaptor: A badass surgeon!!
Then again, that could easily be misconstrued as a telephone operator, or worse, some girly opera singer! NOOOOOOO!!
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June 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
@Baka-Raptor
Good point. But the rest came later, and they were probably prompted into existence with the explosion of these site/blog mascots.
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June 4th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Do you realize that you can get R(ape) A(nd) P(illage) T(owns) as the first four letters in RAPTORS? Also, if you have the second R stand for R(aptors), your acronym suddenly becomes recursive. With S easily becoming S(indicate) or S(quad), all that is left is O.
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June 5th, 2008 at 8:32 am
@Praz: How about a Doc-A-Raptor?
@Kabitzin: Rape? Pillage? Recursion? I don’t want people getting the wrong idea about me!
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July 19th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Trap-A-Raptor? Is there any of that here?
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