The Rapacious Avenging Pernicious Time-travelling Omnislashing Renegade Syndicate
Baka-Raptor
His Imperial Majesty. Leader of the RAPTORS. Writes fair and balanced anime reviews.
Raptorko
Talk-A-Raptor
Your host, like Shizue Nana, except smooth, charismatic, and not evil.
The Ghost of Pizza-Raptor
Once a lovable sellout, Pizza-Raptor got axed due to poor ratings. Now his ghost wanders the internet seeking revenge.
BaRappa The Raptor
A hip, streetwise raptor who speaks in rhyme.
Block-A-Raptor
Block-A-Raptor keeps this blog troll-free and family-friendly. Spoilers are prohibited. Yes, that’s the Maid Guy Badge.
ScholaRaptor
Graduated Caltech with a joint degree in Literature and Philosophy. Definitely a female.
Nostalgia-Raptor
A decrepit old dinosaur who came out of retirement to lecture young whippersnappers about the superiority of old-school anime.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:51 am
I need a mascot. How about NostalgiaRaptor: Old and decrepit.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:14 am
I didn’t understand half of those words in the title, but it doesn’t matter.
Would a Lick-A-Raptor be good(possibly licking a lollipop)? He/She would have the duty of sugarcoating all the bad shows that the other raptors so blatantly throw in the trash.
Or not(to save face from this humiliating proposal).
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:38 am
Why the hell are these mascots popular nowadays? First there’s lolikit’s, now Pete’s and then yours!?! D:
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:47 am
@keke: What kind of hat would a Lick-A-Raptor wear?
@Michael: I came first. Haven’t you seen Raptorko and Pizza-Raptor before? Or perhaps you were living in a nunnery?
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:41 am
BaRappa The Raptor made me lol. Anyway, I’m going to create my own, better mascot squad! And it’s gunna have hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the mascot squad!
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:49 am
LOL! They look sooo awesome
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 am
I have a raging boner that can only be tamed by having a hot, unprotected love making session with Raptorko.
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
TRAPTORS? TRAP-TORS? Oioi, I thought I was the only one…
(Or you could just leave out the first word, but that’s lame.)
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
The Raptor’s a lie.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
It’s good to see that this is still a dry blog and there is no Vodka Raptor. I liked the addition of oldass raptor, too.
Shin’s gonna get his kneecaps busted he if doesn’t call Raptorko back the next day.
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I diagnose you as a (nut)case of acute hebephrenic schizophrenia.
(Yes, I stole that off Wikipedia…)
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
@digitalboy: +10 points for reminding me of that line.
@Shin: Cock-Block-A-Raptor wants to have a word with you.
@CCY: T-Raptor? It’s a trap: really a T-Rex.
@Kabitzin: Keke’s earlier suggestion for a Lick-A-Raptor made me think of doing a LiquoRaptor
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
I don’t think you should watch Evangelion. It’s probably too DEEP for you.
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
In honor of those who give their lives, youths, and sanity(s) to cut you open and play with your bowels, I propose the OpeRaptor: A badass surgeon!!
Then again, that could easily be misconstrued as a telephone operator, or worse, some girly opera singer! NOOOOOOO!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
@Baka-Raptor
Good point. But the rest came later, and they were probably prompted into existence with the explosion of these site/blog mascots.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Do you realize that you can get R(ape) A(nd) P(illage) T(owns) as the first four letters in RAPTORS? Also, if you have the second R stand for R(aptors), your acronym suddenly becomes recursive. With S easily becoming S(indicate) or S(quad), all that is left is O.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:32 am
@Praz: How about a Doc-A-Raptor?
@Kabitzin: Rape? Pillage? Recursion? I don’t want people getting the wrong idea about me!