Archive for August, 2008

Season 5: Sellout

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Prehistoric fans of this site know that I organize my archives into half-year seasons. This is no longer necessary because WordPress automatically archives my posts; nevertheless, it’s a tradition I shall continue. Today marks the end of Season 5, the approximate 2.5 year mark of, as well as my half-year milestone since selling out. […]

A Comprehensive List of my FFXII Deaths

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

I died 25 times in approximately 80 hours of gameplay, which is undoubtedly the optimal death rate for any game with a level-based battle system. If you die less often, you’re not taking enough chances, and if you die more often, it’s because you suck. All of my deaths were glorious and justifiable: 1. I […]

“Kei” must be Japanese for “20 times better than the first season”

Monday, August 25th, 2008

I’m talking about xxxHoLiC Kei, the second season of the deceptively erotic xxxHoLiC franchise. It showed signs of improvement right from the opening, which is all Yuko and sans Watanuki for the first 40 seconds. [vid]HrCSyToTung[/vid] Then the show temporarily goes downhill. Watanuki couldn’t wait more than 30 seconds to throw his first bitchy tantrum […]

Five shows that restored my faith in anime

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Some of you have been bitching about this site’s recent dearth of anime reviews: “Nice review :p Need more anime reviews though, preferably of new ones!” – keke “I came here with a dinosaur joke but forgot it in the time it took to read all this crap… Er, I mean excellent, award winning content.” […]

Kaiji vs. Kaiba: An Objective Analysis

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

VS. Round 1: Character Design Kaiji: Ugly Kaiba: Hideous Advantage: Kaiji Round 2: Cast of Characters Kaiji: Devoid of women and children. Kaiba: More annoying than Raki, the Bleach arrancars, and SpongeBob combined. After watching the fourth episode, I spent a whole week suffering from erectile dysfunction. The episode was about an ugly old man […]

An Unbiased Review of RenAi Blogger

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Translation note for us commoners: “RenAi” means dating simulation game. Ever wanted to date your favorite anime blogger? Sorry, I’m not in this game. But Hinano (creator), CJ, UsagiJen, NyaChan, and Impz are! If you play it right, you get to kiss them… Before playing RenAi Blogger, I hadn’t played any dating sims because I […]

Otakon 2008

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

lolikit took that picture. I met some other bloggers as well… The dealers room stretched as far as the eye can see, which would probably be awesome if I cared. Shopping blows. When I get married, I’m giving my wife all my money and making her do all my shopping for me. I know it […]