Code Geass is about a genius named Lelouch. Lelouch has a power called “Geass,” which allows him to control people. Sometimes Lelouch wears a disguise. Lelouch wants to create a world where he can live happily every after. But many obstacles lie in his path. Lelouch formulates some brilliant strategies. And defeats all his enemies! [...]

I was planning to report on Anime Weekend Atlanta, but Hoshi broke her sacred vow to suck up to me by not finding me a place to stay. Luckily, I discovered another convention right in town! Best of all, it was conveniently located in my new apartment (not this overpriced dump). I hopped into my [...]

John McCain: Sellout I wish I could sell out as pitifully as John McCain. In the 2000 Republican primary, George W. Bush raped McCain ten times per second with every dirty trick in the book. Now McCain slurps Bush’s miniscule neocon dick whenever the evangelical base questions his “conservatism.” Sarah Palin: Bitch First she lied [...]

No, but don’t expect filler movies to get much better. But Baka-Raptor, if you give a filler movie a positive review, won’t that encourage the production of more filler? No. Filler gets made no matter what I say. Positive reviews will at least promote the production of higher quality filler. When filler gets panned regardless [...]

Library Wars took the badass premise of War and had to ruin it with Libraries. What’s next, Homework Dinosaurs? Income Tax Lesbians? Indian Food? The lousy first impression doesn’t end with the title. I rarely skip an opening sequence in this golden age of crappy yet catchy j-pop intros, but honestly, if I want to [...]