Archive for October, 2008

Vote Krauser-tan in SaiMoe

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Somebody vector this pic
Krauser-tan murdered her parents, and then raped them. She also does a mean cover of the Bitch Pig Symphony. How could you vote for anyone else?
But Baka-Raptor, Krauser-tan isn’t in SaiMoe 2008!
I’ve started this campaign for SaiMoe 2009. SaiMoe 2008 is already over.
No it’s not!
Yes it is. All the non-pedophilic characters are [...]

I Have an Arubaito

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

“Arubaito is a gairaigo (foreign loanword) rather than a native Japanese term. It is derived from the German word for work, arbeit. Arubaito refers mostly to traditional part-time labor, but it can also refer to moonlighting, or [...]

Haruka Nogizaka’s Secret is the Cheesiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

CHEESE IS DELICIOUS
Haruka’s secret is that she likes anime. Yawn. I hate anime about people who like anime. I also hate people who like anime. And I hate people. That’s three strikes. HNS was bound to suck.
Or so I thought…
Facts are facts: this show has every cliché in the book (except stepping on twigs).

Slipping & [...]

Political Commentary under the Guise of Anime Blogging: Part II

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Financial Bailouts

Even Krauser looks chaste compared to the fiendish Secretary Paulson. 700 billion dollars for bailouts = 700 billion rapes per second.
SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
DEAR AMERICAN:
I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.
I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC [...]

The Podcast that Never Was

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Starring (in order of importance):
Baka-Raptor
IcyStorm
nekosasu
TheBigN
lolikitsune
Take 1
Welcome to the IcyStorm podcast!
Take 2
Welcome to the Minimum Tempo podcast! Today is September 27th.
Take 3
Welcome to the Minimum Tempo podcast! Today is September 30th, and you know what that means, right lolikit?
Huh?
IcyStorm, while you’re setting up for a retake, [...]