Archive for October, 2008

Vote Krauser-tan in SaiMoe

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Somebody vector this pic Krauser-tan murdered her parents, and then raped them. She also does a mean cover of the Bitch Pig Symphony. How could you vote for anyone else? But Baka-Raptor, Krauser-tan isn’t in SaiMoe 2008! I’ve started this campaign for SaiMoe 2009. SaiMoe 2008 is already over. No it’s not! Yes it is. […]

I Have an Arubaito

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

“Arubaito is a gairaigo (foreign loanword) rather than a native Japanese term. It is derived from the German word for work, arbeit. Arubaito refers mostly to traditional part-time labor, but it can also refer to moonlighting, or even working as a ‘temp’ when more stable employment is not available.” – Japanese 1-2-3 Press Release – […]

Haruka Nogizaka’s Secret is the Cheesiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

CHEESE IS DELICIOUS Haruka’s secret is that she likes anime. Yawn. I hate anime about people who like anime. I also hate people who like anime. And I hate people. That’s three strikes. HNS was bound to suck. Or so I thought… Facts are facts: this show has every cliché in the book (except stepping […]

Political Commentary under the Guise of Anime Blogging: Part II

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Financial Bailouts Even Krauser looks chaste compared to the fiendish Secretary Paulson. 700 billion dollars for bailouts = 700 billion rapes per second. SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP DEAR AMERICAN: I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM MINISTRY OF […]

The Podcast that Never Was

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Starring (in order of importance): Baka-Raptor IcyStorm nekosasu TheBigN lolikitsune Take 1 Welcome to the IcyStorm podcast! Take 2 Welcome to the Minimum Tempo podcast! Today is September 27th. Take 3 Welcome to the Minimum Tempo podcast! Today is September 30th, and you know what that means, right lolikit? Huh? IcyStorm, while you’re setting up […]