Archive for December, 2008

Detroit Metal City Is NOT Over

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

1. Anime News Network says there are 24 episodes Anime News Network is a reputable, trustworthy source of information. There’s no way they’d get this wrong. 2. The phrase “Detroit Metal City is over” at the end of episode 12 refers to the episode being over, not the series 3. Not every character got a […]

No Receipt? No Return.

Friday, December 26th, 2008

The day after Christmas is a magical time when people flock to stores to return all the crappy gifts they’ve received. Certain anime personalities would like to make returns as well… Lelouch: Hello, I’d like to return this stupid-looking hat. Baka-Raptor: Do you have a receipt? Lelouch: No Baka-Raptor: No receipt, no return. Lelouch: Take […]

I Hate Animals

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Animals are only good for three things: breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They used to be good for manual labor, but nowadays there’s nothing an animal can do that a machine can’t do better, faster, cheaper, and without shitting all over the place. Why does anime portray animals as cute and lovable? They’re stupid and self-indulgent. […]

One Step Closer to Becoming Maid Guy

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Last night I was trying to print some notes for an open-book final when my printer unexpectedly started beeping at me. It refused to print my black & white notes because its color ink cartridges were supposedly empty. This confused me for several reasons: Why am I out of color ink? I never print anything […]

Tytania 09: The Moé Adventures of Moé Princess

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Princess Lydia Princess Lydia From Elbing Kingdom I’m looking for him I’m going to Tytania [vid]hFPt5NuuzuM[/vid] This episode is basically about Moé Princess running away from her guardian, but instead of getting scolded, everyone gives her ice cream. Now I want to be a princess. How childish! How childish! Moé Princess, have you been taking […]

The True Meaning of GAR

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Meet Karna, a legendary badass from the Mahabharata. ((An ancient epic ten times longer than the Illiad and Odessy combined, and the only thing in the history of India that doesn’t suck)) Never heard of him? It’s a damn shame. There are at least three crappy anime adaptions of Romance of the Three Kingdoms but […]