Comments on: One Step Closer to Becoming Maid Guy

By: Rakuen

Rakuen — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:34:05 +0000

I’ll use a duct tape to shut a motherfucker up. And nails. Now where did that bestfriend go…

By: Kabitzin

Kabitzin — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 10:00:54 +0000

Just admit that you ran out of ink printing all those large pictures of Eli to tape on your wall =3.

By: Joe

Joe — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:12:19 +0000

@Baka: God, I hope one of them blows it and the Lions aren’t the worst team of all time in Professional football. Just please God don’t let us waste our draft picks.

Though I think it says something that the Lions have played 5 quarterbacks, an NFL record, one of whom was retired when the season started, and I still wouldn’t want Eli. That would just be kicking us while we’re down.

By: Baka-Raptor

Baka-Raptor — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:09:28 +0000

@Z & i love baka-raptor!: I have determined that “Z” and “i love baka-raptor!” are the same person. Get thee to a unitary identity.

@Michael: Get thee to a nunnery.

@Joe: The Detroit Lionesses may have a chance if they can stop blowing 4th quarter leads and scrambling out of the back of their own end zone. The Saints screw up at critical moments (though not as much as the Lions), and the Packers are on a losing streak (though not as bad as the Lions).

@amalek: Yeah, but he doesn’t want to play five full quarters, so he throws game-losing interceptions. He tried so hard in the Super Bowl. Brett Favre beat him to it in the NFC Championship game.

@Omisyth: How did your male enhancement solicitation get through my spam filter?

@Eroshiyda & Day: Maybe the tape could fix up his Amani. That might shut him up.

@jcpenguin: Touché

@Drenoss: But if DEfreeze voice is like Freeze voice, it’ll wear off in half an hour.

@TheBigN: It says Eli sucks.

@Praz: Don’t forget the recent injuries to the O-line and Brandon Jacobs. Long story short, Eli sucks.

By: Praz

Praz — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:31:09 +0000

@ TheBigN: Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg at the end of November. The Giants havent won a game all month. Essentially, a player who is dumb enough to shoot himself in the crotch carries more weight than Eli Manning. Hrmmmm…

By: TheBigN

TheBigN — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:56:12 +0000

What does it say when you bash Eli and he’s still doing a decent enough job to have the Giants where they are? :/

And Office Space is awesome. Especially that latter scene.

By: Eroshiyda

Eroshiyda — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:05:50 +0000

@A Day Without Me – Maybe it would shut him up for five minutes, but anyone could do that. Besides, the CBS would still be present. Duct tape =/= gene therapy, unless used by Chuck Norris.

By: Drenoss

Drenoss — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:44:21 +0000

The guys from Office Space should of had used “Maid Guy DEfreeze Voice” on the printer to make it work.

By: A Day Without Me

A Day Without Me — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:59:49 +0000

I like it best when you make fun of Eli =D

@ Eroshiyda – Obviously it can, all you need to do is duct-tape his fucking mouth shut.

By: jcpenguin

jcpenguin — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:37:49 +0000

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Maid Guy is brains and bronze.