Double Feature: Tytania 10 & Jigoku Shoujo Mitsugane 13


Tytania 10: Discount Space Pornography

Fan Hyulick picks up a prostitute as soon as he lands on planet Barghash (and you thought I was joking about Tytania being Space Pornography). The prostitute says she’ll give him a discount because he’s sexy. Here’s a little advice: they all say that (you don’t know her going rate, so she can bullshit about discounts all she wants). Of course, our brilliant asexual strategist wouldn’t fall for it.

The prostitute turns out to be his waitress the next day. What a coincidence.

He accompanies the prostitute to a bar but can’t enjoy himself because she looks exactly like the girl he left behind.

I can’t find a TV Trope for “prostitute who makes you feel guilty because she looks exactly like the girl you left behind.” Perhaps it needs a catchy name, like Prostitwin.

Elsewhere in the universe, Lira got sold out by her crush only days after getting sold out by her grandma.

But Moé Princess saves the day! Or she gets half a minute of screen time for no apparent reason, I forget which.


Jigoku Shoujo Mitsugane 13: The Grapes of Wrath

Delicious purple grapes!

Huh?

Did I just see what I think I saw?

Lesbians?!

If you wish to believe this scene results in steamy lesbian defloration, do not click the following link: [spoiler]

She got GRAPED. Evil lesbian bitch, why couldn’t she do it herself?

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Grape Panic!

16 people love sucking up to me

  1. @ghostlightning & jiff: I think I’ll expand the definition of Prostitwin to include any slutty love interest look-alike even if she (or he) is not actually a prostitute. I’m sure I’ve seen several.

    @schneider: A seductive wink & smile is an essential part of a prostitute’s skill set. Just ask Clare.

    @Omisyth: GR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RAPE!

  2. You fail to mention that although Akie doesn’t get raped, she does get sent to hell before she can have a potentially yuri-interpreted reunion with Yuzuki.

    Also, Eli Manning sucks – so much for that 12-4 record getting the Giants anywhere, hmm? Maybe if they were the Owls or Parrots they could’ve managed to not suck.

  3. @issa-sa: Whatever hope I still had for humanity was crushed after learning that some people actually peel their grapes.

    @Day: Eli sucks.

    Eli’s QB rating pre-Plaxico plugging himself: 91.9
    Eli’s QB rating post-Plaxico plugging himself: 74.2
    Giants passing yards per game pre-Plaxico plugging himself: 211
    Giants passing yards per game post-Plaxico plugging himself: 183
    Giants passing TDs per game pre-Plaxico plugging himself: 1.6
    Giants passing TDs per game post-Plaxico plugging himself: 0.6

    Right now I’m rooting for the Steelers (from my days in Pittsburgh) and the Cardinals (Kurt Warner is the anti-Eli).

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