Double Feature: Tytania 10 & Jigoku Shoujo Mitsugane 13


Tytania 10: Discount Space Pornography

Fan Hyulick picks up a prostitute as soon as he lands on planet Barghash (and you thought I was joking about Tytania being Space Pornography). The prostitute says she’ll give him a discount because he’s sexy. Here’s a little advice: they all say that (you don’t know her going rate, so she can bullshit about discounts all she wants). Of course, our brilliant asexual strategist wouldn’t fall for it.

The prostitute turns out to be his waitress the next day. What a coincidence.

He accompanies the prostitute to a bar but can’t enjoy himself because she looks exactly like the girl he left behind.

I can’t find a TV Trope for “prostitute who makes you feel guilty because she looks exactly like the girl you left behind.” Perhaps it needs a catchy name, like Prostitwin.

Elsewhere in the universe, Lira got sold out by her crush only days after getting sold out by her grandma.

But MoƩ Princess saves the day! Or she gets half a minute of screen time for no apparent reason, I forget which.


Jigoku Shoujo Mitsugane 13: The Grapes of Wrath

Delicious purple grapes!

Huh?

Did I just see what I think I saw?

Lesbians?!

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She got GRAPED. Evil lesbian bitch, why couldn’t she do it herself?

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Grape Panic!