Archive for March, 2009

10 Heterosexual Couples I Support

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

The most heterosexual picture on my hard drive
Despite my unwavering support of lesbianism in anime, I do occasionally approve of heterosexual relationships. The conditions are tough but fair:

The male cannot be a complete loser
The female cannot be a complete bitch
Generally, both characters must be at least 18 years old
If they’re both under 18, they must [...]

Candy Boy is actually about Lesbians

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Candy Boy is the most misleading title I’ve seen since Bible Black. Any of the following titles would’ve been more fitting:

Candy Girl
Candy Lesbian
Candy
Candy, Boy!
EF – A Tale of Lesbians

Candy Boy has only four characters: the lesbian twins, their lesbian stalker, and their little sister, who also happens to be a lesbian. No boys. Any possibility of [...]

Robots Still Don’t Have Feelings

Friday, March 13th, 2009

(This is a remake of Robots Don’t Have Feelings)

Akikan is better than half the shows I’m watching

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

This is by no means an endorsement of Akikan. It is a simple observation that many of the shows I’m currently watching are worse. First, a quick unbiased review of Akikan:
Three things that rock:

A suprising dose of original humor
Mamiko Noto
A hardcore lesbian

Three things that suck:

Lame premise
Lousy animation
A crappy joke for every good one

Overall, Akikan is [...]

Describing Hajime no Ippo: New Challenger without using the word “Perfect”

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Berserk + a real ending
Claymore – Raki
Mouryou no Hako + subtitles
Soul Eater – everyone except Stein and Medusa
Kibure + an appearance in episode 14
Miniami-ke – all the non-Hosaka scenes
Gankutsuou – the ambiguously gay ending
Higurashi – the noise complaint I got for blasting the intro theme at 4AM
Maddox + updates
The New York Giants – Eli Manning
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Season 6: Get thee to a Nunnery

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

One more year until this picture fits the occasion
Thus concludes:

Three years of Baka-Raptor.com
One year of selling out to Wordpress
Two years and eight months of my website going downhill

I could take this opportunity to glorify myself, but I’ll let you handle that in the comments. Instead, I’m going to pimp three underappreciated anime series I reviewed [...]