The 2009 Baka-Raptor Awards
| Best Episodic Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Editorial Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Team Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Manga Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Most Influential Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Rookie of the Year | Baka-Raptor |
| Funniest Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Satire Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Seiyuu-Oriented Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Most Thought-Provoking Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Blog-Related Comic | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Figurine Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Art/Doujin/Visual Novel Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best News Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary! The Propagation of Malice | Baka-Raptor |
| Most Pornographic Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Web Design | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Recurring Jokes | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Lesbian Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Podcast | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Artwork | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Filler | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Background Music | Baka-Raptor |
| Most Consistent Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Hit/Comment Ratio | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Balance of Watching Anime and Having a Social Life | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Game Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Cosplay | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Interview | Baka-Raptor |
| Most Environmentally Friendly Blog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Metablog | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Mascot | Baka-Raptor |
| Most Relevant Comments | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Blog Awards Contest | Baka-Raptor |
Congratulations on winning all 34 BRAs! How many BRAs do you have now?
You won Rookie of the Year twice in a row! That’s never happened before, for anything, ever!
Yeah, I was surprised too.
How did the BRAs make it back for a second year, whereas the Anime Blog Awards disbanded after one?
Unlike the BRAs, the ABAs were a circle jerk for the establishment that collapsed due a lack of popular support. Just look at all these crappy blogs that got more votes than me:
Whatever happened to the Best Dorama category?
It was a bullshit category nobody cared about.
But if it were still around, you’d win it, right?
I would never be so presumptuous.
How did you win the award for Most Pornographic Blog? I’ve never seen anything remotely pornographic on your site. Wouldn’t you be more qualified to win Most Family Friendly Blog?
You’d think so. As much as I love nipples, you won’t find one anywhere on this site. But these awards are based on the opinions of the community at large, not my opinions alone. For example, Maestro of animeblogger.net didn’t think my site was family friendly enough to list on his aggregator. Putting that into perspective, Maestro’s standards for family friendliness are so low that he listed Sankaku Complex’s Strap-On Domination gallery twice:
I must have the most pornographic blog in the universe. And Maestro must really love strap-ons.
Your site has original content and may actually be interesting to anyone who isn’t a blogger. So how did you win Best Metablog?
It’s quite simple: whenever I post a link, people click on it. Always. No matter what. From over three years of sticking badass links in my posts, my readers know that every link they see on my site is worth clicking. It’s called credibility.
Aren’t your links only worth clicking because 90% of them lead back to your earlier posts?
What’s your hit/comment ratio?
How did you achieve the best balance between watching anime and having a social life?
100% anime, 0% social life. There’s no better balance.
So you never talk to anyone, ever?
That is correct.
Not even Instant Messaging, IRC, Twitter, or any of that other never-ending girl talk?
That is correct.
Give us one example of your Relevant Commentary.
Do you really have the Most Consistent Blog? I thought you site was full of filler posts and you’re always on hiatus.
Actually, the longest break I’ve ever taken lasted only two weeks, and that was three years ago when I had to leave the country. I’ve only declared hiatus once since then. It lasted one month and witnessed seven posts, including original artwork and video blogging. Only one of those was truly a bullshit filler post.
But updates have seemed kind of slow lately…
Screw you, I’m half blind from eye strain. I’ll update more when I recover. Either that or I’ll go completely blind and never update again.
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Win.
Quack.
solipsism
Eye strain?
Too much computer use??? O_o
I’m pretty sure that Charlotte, Myrtle Beach, and Detroit voted you for the Most Pornographic Blog Award.
You won the best pornographic award?! Unpossible! I visit Baka-Raptor because it IS NOT a pornographic blog. Oh wait, what do you mean by pornographic blog anyway?
Unbelievable.
Aw, I didn’t make it this year either. B-R you are simply too strong. 🙁 But congrats anyway.
BAAAKAAAA-RAAAAPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
These awards are just political bullshit.
Who hosted the awards show?
I see once again that things with a Dinosaur in their name automatically win
“So you never talk to anyone, ever?”
Baka-raptor is feeling so lonely lately that he actually post comments on his own posts … 😉
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
i bet this is another filler post. 😛
Baka-raptor won all the awards by default because every other blog quit due to his scare tact… I mean greatness.
unprecedented and phenomenal
@animekritik: Thank you for not being the kind of condescending asshole who throws out a fancy word with a link to it definition.
@korosora: Yes, coupled with overuse of my lesbian mangekyou sharingan.
@Day: No city knows pornography like Detroit…
@Kairu: By pornographic, I mean everything Maestro thinks I am and everything Sankaku Complex wishes it could be.
@Glo the Legend: Believe it
@nekosasu: There’s always next year. Unlike the ABAs.
@Rakuen: You misspelled my name there.
@Omisyth: Yeah, the ABAs were total political bullshit.
@Kabitzin: Aya Hirano
@Blowfish: Automatically? No, I had to earn the dinosaur in my name.
@Laguna: Filler it is.
@TJ: They never had the balls to enter in the first place.
@OBALLER: Just like Malkin’s third goal last night:
let me guess. there weren’t any other nominees? LOL
i fell out of my chair when he put that in… Malkin + Crosby = Best Tandem in all of sports
PENS ARE WINNING THE CUP THIS YEAR!!!
Hahaha those links are awesome…….you’re lucky that the Hurricanes aren’t still the Whalers, or the Penguins would be having a lot of problems.
Wow, I hope your eye gets better. Going blind is never a good thing.
I can only say that the funniest blog I ever found was your blog. The others are too long to read and not funny 85%+ of the time.
Most Relevant Comments…
…I was watching a documentary on cheese. Apparently, some of the bacteria that make certain cheeses smelling are related to the same bacteria that cause human body odor.
HAHAHA YOU DIDN’T WIN BEST YAOI BLOG!
@Z: Everyone worthy of winning was nominated.
@OBALLER: Yeah, if Fleury can stay upright for three seconds, maybe they can pull it off.
@Glo the Legend: Whalers hunt whales that eat Penguins. No problems there.
@Aizen: Actually, it’s both of my eyes. That’d be pretty messed up if only one got better.
@j.valdez: Get thee to a nunnery.
@Shin: I won Worst Yaoi Blog.
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