Archive for June, 2009

Asu no Yoichi: Best Harem Anime Ever

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Glo the Legend recently described Asu no Yoichi as having “no god damn fucking cons.” Should you trust him? I can’t think of a reason not to, seeing as how he wrote a 100% truthful post about my trip to England. Calling Asu no Yoichi the BEST HAREM ANIME EVER may seem heretical—until you actually […]

Hey, look at me, I’m Mr. Perfect

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Hey, look at me, I’m Mr. Perfect. I never lose sight of what’s truly important in life and always believe in the goodness of the human heart, no matter how unfounded or irrational it may seem to the objective bystander. I’m so comfortable with who I am that my ludicrously flamboyant wardrobe doesn’t make me […]

Self-Help is no longer the Best Help

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

To propagate/leech off the continuous and systemic brilliance that is the KSK Football/Sex Advice Mailbag, I am now introducing the Baka-Raptor Anime/Life Advice Mailbag. Why not an Anime/Sex mailbag? I don’t expect any of you to have sex lives (and if you do, I probably wouldn’t want to hear about it). Here are the rules: […]

Mmmmm…Octopus…

Friday, June 12th, 2009

I went to a Penguins game when they still sucked. Therefore I am not a bandwagon fan. (They actually won that game. I guess being a winner is contagious.) Crosby may be a pussy, but so is Eli. Dojikko goaltender Ippatsu KikimusuMarc-Andre Fleury managed to stay upright for more than five seconds. In other news, […]

I Watch K-ON So You Don’t Have To

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Just how boring is K-ON? Let’s put it this way: I paused episode 10 to rewatch an episode of Akikan. Akikan: Crappy animation, original jokes K-ON: Uncrappy animation, unoriginal jokes Winner: Akikan The jokes in K-ON are so stale that I’m forced to make up my own jokes to survive each episode. See 1:39-1:45 I’m […]

Need an excuse to draw me fanart?

Monday, June 1st, 2009

I want to enter into a loving, committed relationship with this young lady. I know you’ve been burning to draw me fanart. Yet only a handful of my readership has done it. It’s understandable. People have a hard time approaching such a gallant, intimidating figure as myself. ((Girls are always running away before they get […]