Hey, look at me, I’m Mr. Perfect
Hey, look at me, I’m Mr. Perfect. I never lose sight of what’s truly important in life and always believe in the goodness of the human heart, no matter how unfounded or irrational it may seem to the objective bystander. I’m so comfortable with who I am that my ludicrously flamboyant wardrobe doesn’t make me feel the least bit gay. No matter what happens, I always know everything will turn out all right because I face all adversity with confidence, positivity, and a big ol’ smile on my face. My mother may be dead and my father may want nothing to do with me, but that won’t stop me from leading a happy, fulfilling life.
Hey, look at me, I’m Ms. Perfect. I never lose sight of what’s truly important in life and always believe in the goodness of the human heart, no matter how unfounded or irrational it may seem to the objective bystander. I’m so comfortable with who I am that my ludicrously flamboyant wardrobe doesn’t make me feel the least bit gay. No matter what happens, I always know everything will turn out all right because I face all adversity with confidence, positivity, and a big ol’ smile on my face. My mother may be dead and my father may want nothing to do with me, but that won’t stop me from leading a happy, fulfilling life. Best of all, all the guys I know are madly in love with me!
Oh yeah, that reminds me, all the guys I know are madly in love me too.
Hey, Oz, Rahzel, fuck you. Life isn’t perfect. Sometimes you need to face the conquences of your actions instead of lolligagging your way out. Rahzel, you think it’s a great idea to ask random violent street thugs to travel with you? Yeah, if you want to get raped. Oz, you think standing defiantly in front of people pointing guns in your face will make them stop trying to kill you and realize the error of their ways? Try that shit in Tiannamen Square. Then try getting half-swallowed by a giant anaconda. See how far smiling gets you. Holy shit.
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June 24th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I have no idea what this post is about… but needs more ShizNat
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June 24th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
I’m guessing you don’t like Pandora Hearts…
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June 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Oz’s attitude is so fucking annoying… He keeps acting like hes mature even though im pretty sure hes like 12
and the giant anaconda ep of ippatsu kikimusume is hilarious… if i remember correctly there was something to do with a balloon in her ass or something to that effect… i cant really remember but im pretty sure something was in her ass
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June 24th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
TOO RIGHT.
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June 24th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@Epi: Stop whatever you’re doing and watch Ippatsu Kikimusume right this moment.
@dood: I like Pandora Hearts quite a bit. However, Oz’s incessant positivity and bottomless well of foundationless confidence I could do without…
@OBALLER: I think you said just enough about Ippatsu Kikimusume to intrigue the other readers without leaking any major spoilers.
@mellow_bunny: Of course I’m right. I’m Mr. Perfect.
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June 24th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Whatever anime this post is about, I suddenly hate it. Thank you Mr. Perfect.
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June 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
This post is
made of fuckingepicfail, sorry……[Reply]
June 24th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Ah the Mary Sues and the realisation of how retarded some characters can be when you break suspension of disbelief. Then again, ridiculous characters can make a series more often than not as Maid Guy would suck brass balls if Kogarashi wasn’t err… Kogarashi.
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June 25th, 2009 at 2:42 am
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA xD
Wait, I just made fun of my favorite character (Oz) o_O
Oz isn’t exactly Mr. Perfect. He’s more of a twisted optimistic psychopath for me xD LOLz
but if you think of it that way, I guess he’s sort of like that.
and about Rahzel . . . *yawns* . . . *but if she seems more pics of her she has a flamethrower prepared*
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June 25th, 2009 at 2:55 am
RAGE POST. And lol I’m one of the few that gets it since I’ve seen both shows!
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June 25th, 2009 at 4:36 am
If I remember correctly, the anaconda episode wasn’t the only episode that involved something stuck up her rear..
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June 25th, 2009 at 7:14 am
Can we talk about ShizNat instead?
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June 25th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Post needs moar raep.
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June 25th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Mr. Perfect? Moar like Mr. Fatalistic.
Oz strikes me more as a ‘Tragic Hero but won’t show it’ type of character. It’s sort of like a, “Life sucks but I’m not going to drag everyone else into misery with me” type deal.
Besides would Mr. Perfect make a face like this?
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8216/vlcsnap192101.png
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June 25th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
@Kyoin: Don’t hate Ippatsu Kikimusume. It’s incredible.
@digitalboy: If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.
@Zantetsu: I’m cool with Kogarashi because he can back up his sense of invincibility with 37 senses and degree from MIT. Oz can’t do shit. He’s just some kid with no clue what’s going on.
@Sapphire Pyro: “twisted optimistic psychopath” — sounds about right.
@Omisyth: Actually, there were three…
@issa-sa: I think you’re right, but just to be sure, I think I’ll watch the entire show again.
@Rakuen: Yes, after you watch Ippatsu Kikimusume.
@Aizen: This isn’t Disneyland. It’s okay to say rape.
@Shiro: He just did.
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June 25th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I fail to see why the Rachel paragraph gets the line “Best of all, all the guys I know are madly in love with me!” but the Oz paragraph doesn’t.
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June 26th, 2009 at 6:42 am
@moridin84: I opted to stick it under the Razhel paragraph for comedic effect. The line has more comedic value if Rahzel says it before Oz. This is the kind of detailed planning that goes into all my posts.
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June 26th, 2009 at 10:15 am
You seem not to like Pandora Hearts. As for me, I find Oz a really good character. Sure, he acts totally dumb sometimes, but he’s probably the most unused stereotype in anime.
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June 26th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I like Oz. Well…most of the time. Sometimes he’s kind of gay (literally). Overall, Pandora Hearts is pretty good (in my opinion).
As for the girl, I don’t even know what show she’s from, but I’ll bet she’s a huge fucking slut, or a huge fucking tease, because all girls fall into one of the categories.
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June 26th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
@Gargron: See @dood, supra, comment 5. Oz strikes me as the typical “believe in yourself and you can achieve anything!” character. If you don’t see it in anime, watch any Disney film ever made.
@Glo the Legend: Tease.
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June 27th, 2009 at 1:35 am
@Baka-Raptor: I’ve seen enough Disney films (pity that I can’t unsee them) and I honestly do not mark Oz as that type of character. Sorry, I can’t even explain why.
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June 27th, 2009 at 10:42 am
I think your outlook is rather jaded from too many bad shonen cliches if you view Oz that shallowly.
Although you could view it as a twisted parody of traditional shonen since whenever Oz tries to do something using his “mysterious main-character-only power of helping” things don’t actually work out in the end (so far).
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June 27th, 2009 at 11:09 am
This post is clearly lacking C.P.R. but I will not perform it.
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June 28th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
@Gargron: Perhaps Disney characters show moments of weakness before becoming irrationally confident.
@Shiro: I’m sure Oz will get his ass kicked eventually. Then maybe he’ll think twice before calmly walking into enemy territory without having a plan other than belief in his friends.
@natsuneko: That’s ok. Plenty of people kiss my ass. Surely they’d be honored to perform C.P.R. on it.
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June 28th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
BTW Baka, I did watch Ippatsu Kikimusume, from that last time you posted about it a few months ago, great recommendation!
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August 2nd, 2009 at 11:49 pm
That post you linked to tells me you’d definitely enjoy postal 2.
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