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Hey, look at me, I’m Mr. Perfect

Oz Bezarius, Pandora Hearts

Hey, look at me, I’m Mr. Perfect. I never lose sight of what’s truly important in life and always believe in the goodness of the human heart, no matter how unfounded or irrational it may seem to the objective bystander. I’m so comfortable with who I am that my ludicrously flamboyant wardrobe doesn’t make me feel the least bit gay. No matter what happens, I always know everything will turn out all right because I face all adversity with confidence, positivity, and a big ol’ smile on my face. My mother may be dead and my father may want nothing to do with me, but that won’t stop me from leading a happy, fulfilling life.

Rahzel Anadis, Hatenkou Yuugi

Hey, look at me, I’m Ms. Perfect. I never lose sight of what’s truly important in life and always believe in the goodness of the human heart, no matter how unfounded or irrational it may seem to the objective bystander. I’m so comfortable with who I am that my ludicrously flamboyant wardrobe doesn’t make me feel the least bit gay. No matter what happens, I always know everything will turn out all right because I face all adversity with confidence, positivity, and a big ol’ smile on my face. My mother may be dead and my father may want nothing to do with me, but that won’t stop me from leading a happy, fulfilling life. Best of all, all the guys I know are madly in love with me!

Oh yeah, that reminds me, all the guys I know are madly in love me too.

Kunyan, Ippatsu Kikimusume

Kunyan, Ippatsu Kikimusume

Kunyan, Ippatsu Kikimusume

Kunyan, Ippatsu Kikimusume

Hey, Oz, Rahzel, fuck you. Life isn’t perfect. Sometimes you need to face the conquences of your actions instead of lolligagging your way out. Rahzel, you think it’s a great idea to ask random violent street thugs to travel with you? Yeah, if you want to get raped. Oz, you think standing defiantly in front of people pointing guns in your face will make them stop trying to kill you and realize the error of their ways? Try that shit in Tiannamen Square. Then try getting half-swallowed by a giant anaconda. See how far smiling gets you. Holy shit.

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