Comments on: Anime/Life Advice Mailbag #2: The Beer-Quiche Game

By: Kyoin

Kyoin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:35:00 +0000

Baka Raptor! For anime question number 1 you forgot Yoruichi! We have to at least have one babe who has color…

By: lolikitsune

lolikitsune — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:27:02 +0000

@Baka-Raptor, Anime Question: rewatch Higurashi season 1 so we can sing “Why, or why not” together next we meet up.

By: Shiro, Long Tail's

Shiro, Long Tail's — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:51:06 +0000

@Beer & Milkshake game
If your coworkers made any remarks about your drink choice you should have immediately responded with your best bravado “Only the manliest of men drink Strawberry Milkshakes!” then immediately chug the entire milkshake and order another. Challenge someone to drinking a gallon of milk to further cement your unparalleled manliness. Worst case scenario they’ll think you’re funny enough to keep around.

Alternatively you could have gotten a root beer float minus the root.

@Anime Question
I’m sure some people (myself included) don’t mind reading reviews for extremely old anime we may not have watched since we were unaware of it at the time it was airing, y’know something like Touch or Ideon.

By: sakura

sakura — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:47:25 +0000

@ #1 Life – Seems to me like she was pissed because you didn’t try to jump her. I’m going to go with Baka-Raptor’s suggestion here and assume the reason you didn’t do so is because she looks like the back side of a donkey.

So tell her to meet you in the school broom closet. Meanwhile make a deal with your buddies to give the twinkie eating fat kid a break from getting swirlies in exchange for him to spend seven minutes in heaven in the broom closet with the donkey faced freak.

Give them a while to get nice acquainted before you open the door with your nikon cool pics to catch her in a compromising position with lard-ass.

Trust me after you threaten to show the whole school that picture, she’ll do the whole project for you all by herself. Her life is already hell enough as it is since she’s fugly, she won’t want to compound it by being caught frenching the other freak of the school.

@ #2 Life, if they give you any trouble over it, just explain that you haven’t been able to get enough of them since your girl got you to use your junk as the spoon for her strawberry ice cream.

You’ll find they’ll be slapping you on the back for a job well-done and probably promote you.

@ Baka-Raptor, for new shows just ask yourself “would Shizuru watch this?” if the answer is no then just switch off and re-watch Mai-Hime. Problem solved because technically you’d be re-watching an older anime.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:37:16 +0000

~~I am just going to go on a limb here and not offer any advice. I will now though go drink beer.~~

Self-help is the best help. Therefore I will not offer any advice. I will now though go drink fermented pedophilia.

By: wtfbbq

wtfbbq — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:17:09 +0000

~~Your posts have gone dowwwwwnnhill!! Bring back the days of fan-service bingo, the theory and architecture of anime harem, and actual reviews. You know, your good stuff.~~

Baka-Raptor’s suggested harem has too many women in it.

By: A Day Without Me

A Day Without Me — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:53:51 +0000

But having a mailbag of my own would imply that I actually care about my readers in some vague, undistinguished manner.

By: Baka-Raptor

Baka-Raptor — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:10:47 +0000

@moridin84: Yes, as you’ll find out in the first question of the next mailbag.

@Day: Real problems only. Want to make up problems? Do it for your own mailbag.

By: A Day Without Me

A Day Without Me — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:13:36 +0000

Aww, I can make up problems and send you emails about them so you have a fuller mailbag!

I was the kind of yanki who dumped gin in milkshakes and then skipped school so I could go to the library – I was just that cool.

By: moridin84

moridin84 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:01:30 +0000

@baka-raptor: Well I wouldn’t put it such a negative manner. I mean based on what the guy said, I wouldn’t really call her an attention whore. It’s not that she wants attention, it’s that she wants him to take care of her. Or to put it in another way, she wants him to do whatever she wants. That’s pretty normal for most women right?