Talk-A-Raptor 05: Beyond the Limit of Darkness and Light

Here’s the link to the game visual novel: Warning: the game is still in development, and it’s a huge inside jokkake that presumably has minimal appeal to anyone who doesn’t appear in it. Play at your own discretion.

Interview #2: Gargron

Gargron recently finished up his third piece of fanart and thus was granted an interview of the non-pedophilic variety. Read it here.

Anime Weekend Atlanta

Whether I go depends largely upon the number of people willing to provide me with meals and transportation. If you’re interested in sucking up to me, fill out the same form as last year.

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  1. Kabitzin says:

    Would that drum set be a traptor set?

  2. thekungfukid says:

    Talk-a-raptor needs to happen more often. Its been what, 10 months since the last installment? And yes, Karaoke is, in fact, all the rage with the lesbians.

  3. digitalboy says:

    Great video, even if some staples are missing. Love the lesbian segment and the terrorist joke and, as always, your voice.

    Also, you’ve gotten fatter.

  4. Snark says:

    You’re appearing in an eroge, despite the overwhelming scientific evidence that point to the fact that eroges are gay?

    You disappoint me.

  5. Theowne says:

    Too short! But funny. Woot Cross Game.

  6. Baka-Raptor says:

    @Kabitzin: Yes.

    @thekungfukid: Technically, it’s been only 9 months and 25 days. And I probably won’t film again for a while because all my cameras are about to be hidden in karaoke bars.

    @digitalboy: I was merely acting fat. ‘Tis nothing for an actor of my caliber.

    @Snark: You know the saying, “you’ve gotta do gay porn before you get to do straight porn”? The eroge is nothing more than a stepping stone for me to get into an action/adventure/rpg, though I’ll probably also have to do a few cheesy flash/java games along the way.

    @Theowne: I’m shocked I had to wait five comments for the “too short” complaint.

  7. omgwtfbbq says:

    lol I just love your humor 😀

  8. CCY says:

    Hooray, Talk-a-Raptor! And now for a story which you can punch me in the face for later.

    Every once in a blue moon I am reminded of Maddox’s site from the design of yours. And if that blue moon happens to fall after midnight when I have nothing better to do, I visit that page.

    Today, I found out that Maddox apparently was signing books at my local mall, just a few hours after I watched this video.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  9. dood says:

    Can you say 10 rapes (or even 11 !) in a second ?

  10. Aww… Baka-Raptor we all know you’re not actually a terrorist, but certain government bodies are unaware that people of your, erm, cultural background… never mind. The government can be d-baggy.

    I liked how you rocked the drums, I play Ukelele and Harmonica myself. I was trying to learn Wasurase No Teenage or whatever it’s called, from Genshiken, to play with my harmonica the sad song that’s played in the events of relationship troubles in the show. That way when some guy’s been dumped by his girlfriend, I can play the song at him and make the situation meta.

    I also am shocked that you would make an eroge game. I would be intrigued/horrified to know if I was in it.

  11. Eroshiyda says:

    Oh, Baka-Raptor… you’re so amazing. I wish I lived in Atlanta so my sucking-up efforts wouldn’t be in vain. I should be going to see Maddox tonight, since he’ll be in my city, but ever since I found your website I don’t think about Maddox so much anymore.

  12. Kyoin says:

    If I make two more fanarts but don’t want to interview you, what are the other rewards?

  13. Blowfish says:

    Fuck this just blue my mind…
    Im using the same Mail Alarm Sound as Baka Raptor

  14. Blowfish says:

    Just look at how baffled I was…I couldnt even spell blew properly

  15. Shiro, Long Tail's says:

    This is my new favorite Baka Raptor fanart.

    I’m surprised you bought a drum set, as they’re hella expensive. Luckily for me our band on campus supplies me with one as long as I pack/unpack it for rehearsal.

  16. TJ says:

    It’s funny how my browser froze for 20 seconds just when the video got to screenshot of Baka-Raptor in lolikitsune’s VN.

  17. Laguna Loire says:

    When you think you have seen everything in life you always get surprised…

    A Talk-A-Non-Breathing-Fire-Raptor Filler Episode and a Visual Novel ?!

    I’m shocked :O !!!

    What’s Next ?

    “An Anime Based On A Comunity of Bloggers Around the Internet That Are Trying to Stop the “Once Greatest of All” Baka-Raptor That now Became a Vilian,

    AND … ??? !!!

    Save the world and the internet. (Trying to Make Baka-Raptor Stop Writing A New Full Filler Season Of Blog Posts/Talk-A-Raptor Episodes).”

    Coming Next Fall ’09

    We All Can’t Wait For It ^^

  18. Kairu says:

    I’m watching Talk-a-raptor in a dark room and sitting too close to my computer. What should I do Baka-Raptor?

  19. Man….about time you made another one of these. I wish I had a webcam or some kind of cam. But I don’t, so fuck it.

  20. Baka-Raptor says:

    @omgwtfbbq: So do I.

    @CCY: I’m assuming you rushed there and begged for the privilege of being punched by the King himself.

    @dood: The best I can do is seven.

    @SNAG v. World: I didn’t make the game; I just brag about my appearance and criticize the rest. Some other guy who has yet to update my info made the game.

    @Eroshiyda: The Best Page in the Universe is still my favorite site, but as far as regularly updated sites go, I get my profanity-laced satire fix from KSK.

    @Kyoin: I can review any show you want.

    @Bluefish: Nobody’s perfect.

    @Shiro: It was $300, the cheapest set I could find, which I saved up from all the dates I haven’t been going on.

    @TJ: lolikitsune? Who might that be?

    @Laguna: I like shows in which the bad guys win. Title it “The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary! The Propagation of Malice” and I’m in.

    @Kairu: Say “Bloody Mary” three times.

    @Glo the Legend: Who needs a cam? You’re an artist. Do a stop-motion video.

  21. Omisyth says:

    Now you can actually ba dum tish your own jokes personally. How does this make you feel?

  22. Baka-Raptor says:

    @Omisyth: I don’t have feelings, but Kotomi feels terrible now that she’s unemployed.

  23. Gargron says:

    Just a few minutes after watching the video, and I can’t remember what it was about. But it was fun, that much is sure.

    Thanks for the interview, again!

  24. Rakuen says:

    CCY wa 17-sai was fun. Really fun, even for me, the mere observant; and the inside jokkake was very appealing.

    Sugoi show as ever, and ever, and ever. Still laughing my ass off right now.

  25. j.valdez says:

    Too short…poll?…holy crap, I need to visit your home page more often…

    …Maddox wrote a book?

  26. Kyoin says:

    I think a Unbiased (or biased) Review of Samurai Jack. The greatest animated series in America. Time to make some badass fanart.

  27. Theowne says:

    Maybe I will draw fanart and request a review for some 200+ episode series.

  28. Epi says:

    Wow I just spent 1/2 an hour watching all 5 of the talk-a-raptor videos here in the dark in the middle of the night… does that mean I lo…


  29. I was gonna go to AWA, but then the military decided I didn’t need to be paid this month.

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