Archive for January, 2010

An Unbiased Review of Metal Gear Solid 3

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

Three things that sucked: 1. Para-Medic According to Wikipedia: Para-Medic is a FOX support team member who provides Naked Snake with surgical and medical information as well as general information on the local flora and fauna. I beg to differ. The true purpose of Para-Medic is to bombard you with verbose yet minimally insightful movie […]

I Double-Endorse Queen’s Blade

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

All it took for Queen’s Blade to win my endorsement was a single episode. Twenty-three episodes later, I’m doubling down. I wouldn’t watch Queen’s Blade if it had a shitty story. Forget for a moment the stereotype that hentai/ecchi/fanservice anime have flimsy plots. A plot that’s “not bad for an ecchi anime” still wouldn’t cut […]

Seitokai no Reference Dropping

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Seitokai no Ichizon chronicles the hijinks of a five-girl student council. Each girl represents a different fetish: one is a loli, one is a sadist, one is a tomboy, one is a pussy, and one is a male. Every day in the student council room, these five girls continuously screw around and drop references until […]

Cromartie High School is not Slice-of-Life (Unfortunately)

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

Cromartie High School? Slice-of-life? Holy shit, that would kick ass! I would do anything to live in a world where it’s plausible, let alone ordinary, to go to school with a sentient robot, a sushi-making gorilla, and Freddie Mercury. Unfortunately, Cromartie High School is the least realistic anime I have ever seen. That’s not to […]

New Year’s Resolutions: 2010

Monday, January 4th, 2010

1. Fix my Eyes A year of pain deserves a year to fix. Here’s the story so far: Eleven months ago: I experience discomfort in my eyes, assume I can walk it off Eight months ago: I watch K-ON, ruin my eyes permanently Five months ago: Doctor #1 diagnoses me with blepharitis Two weeks ago: […]