Sea Slugs! Anime Blog is the Worst! Blog Ever
I’ve walked by Italian Village Pizza so many times and yet never tried it. Is it really that orgasmically good? – Kabitzin
Res ipsa loquitur, bitch
Kabitzin’s poor taste isn’t limited to pizza. What was he thinking when he named his blog? Sea slugs are lame. They lack mantle cavities, and their eyes are able to discern little more than light and dark. Perverts like Kabitzin only like sea slugs because they’re hermaphroditic. That pronoun was intentionally ambiguous.
– Note the girliest handwriting in the universe
Kabitzin has no taste in mascots. He made his mascot the only thing stupider than sea slugs: a girl with sea slugs in her hair. Is my mascot a girl with Baka-Raptor in her hair? No, because that’s stupid. Then he named his mascot Nama-ko—which means sea cucumber, not sea slug—to indicate that Nama-ko is ashamed of her heritage. What’s even sadder is that Kabitzin had to commission practically every image of Nama-ko ever drawn. Never mind that he spends lavishly on art when he can’t even spare $4 for two large slices of pizza and a 16-ounce soft drink. A man who has to pay for his mascot will never have the mascot of the people. You can’t buy love. My two crappy sketches of Nama-ko constitute half of the worldwide body of Nama-ko “fan” art. They’re priceless uncommissioned treasures that Kabitzin will cherish for the rest of his life.
Kabitzin has no taste in co-authors. All of his recent hires suck at everything:
Zyl is a huge pussy who won’t carry out the vague threats he made against me two years ago.
Hellomotto has atrocious grammar.
Jesus159159159 arguably violates the Third Commandment. He also likes K-ON, the worst anime ever.
Halfadeckshort sucks
at haiku and poetry
even more than meEpi is an anagram for pie.
Kabitzin has no taste in tagging schemes, and he sucks at math. His most common tag is “Random Stuff,” which is so random that it’s probabilistically expected to appear on only 97% of his pages.
No Shiznat tag? Not even a lesbians tag? What sort of weird, sick, strange, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff is this guy into? I tried stalking his Twitter page for answers, only to find out it was “protected.”
Plural possessive adjective? Singular subject? cough*hermaphrodite*cough
Even the rapist and the liar left their Twitter pages publicly open. Kabitzin’s deviance was clearly in a league of its own. An anagram check barely scratched the surface.
- Ass Glues Anime Blog
- Asses Lug Anime Blog
- Ass Gel Us Anime Blog
It’s not so shocking that Kabitzin glues asses, lugs asses, and is “gel us” of asses. What the anagrams don’t reveal is that he admits to forgery, and unlike myself, whose sportsmanship and purity of heart are unquestionable, Kabitzin taunts his opponents. Not cool. I took all this incriminating evidence to a forensic sketch artist and got the following picture:
All the evidence proved beyond a reasonable doubt that Kabitzin is an evil hermaphrodite with no taste and crappy math skills, yet something still felt unsettling. Then I rediscovered this:
Kabitzin was a central figure in the circle jerk that humiliated me two years ago. If only I could get revenge somehow…
On a completely unrelated note, I’ve made it to the Sweet Sixteen in some anime blog circle-jerk popularity contest. I have no idea who I’m up against, but regardless of who it is, I ask only that you look deep inside your soul and vote for the more deserving candidate.
Tags: anagrams, crappy paint, Crappy Sketches, dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees, get thee to a punnery, hermaphrodites, meta is bullshit, obscure simpsons reference, or is it?, reference to something other than the simpsons, sea slugs! anime blog, sleazy attack ads, the squirrel hill branch of italian village pizza makes the best pizza in the universe, themes of hatred-suffering-revenge, TO RULE THEM ALL, winning a circle-jerk popularity contest is more important than recovering my eyesight
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June 15th, 2010 at 7:46 am
It’s quite humble of you to ask your readers to vote for Sea Slugs!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Good one
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June 15th, 2010 at 7:54 am
If by “sucks” you meant
Totally pwns at, then I
Completely agree.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Good one.
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:00 am
Well I figured that there was enough Athena-senpai love to go around for everyone. And, besides, arranging *another* asteroid just to get one raptor was a bit of overkill even for me.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I accept your apology.
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:01 am
Ass glues!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
I’ve even pinpointed the brand he uses
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:10 am
Your link to your fanart page is broken.
This cannot be forgiven.
I must vote for Sea Slugs!.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
But Sea Slugs isn’t one of the blogs you “obsessively stalk”! It’s not even one of the blogs you “usually like”! Someone’s being tsun tsun…
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:16 am
Aww shit it’s on now
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
What’s on? Am I up against Sea Slugs in a circle jerk popularity contest or something?
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:24 am
Is this some pizza post? Also, dat pizza doesn’t look good to eat.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I already ate it over a year ago. Sour grapes?
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:34 am
I want to see the girl with baka-raptor in her hair!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
And I want to see indisputable proof that she’s at least 18 years old.
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:49 am
This was actually funny, which means I might have to actually vote for you now instead of just campaign for you.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Actually? You should actually go fuck yourself.
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:57 am
Ehh…isnt it about time someone put Baka-raptor in some mental institution ? Honestly, does this guy(?) ever say things that make sense to anyone ?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
I am a guy. Suck my dick.
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June 15th, 2010 at 9:14 am
More of the same? Dude, you are slipping.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
No bitching about updates unless you’ve read all my archives.
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June 15th, 2010 at 9:16 am
I used to live in Squirrel Hill and I have never heard of this pizza. A little sketchy basing a vote on something like that…
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
How could you miss it? It’s right in between a Chinese Restaurant and a Jeweler!
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I’ve tasted all the pizza in Squirrel Hill from 2004-2007. Nothing else came close.
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Kabitzin Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
I surprised other people know about Squill. To be honest though, most of the pizza I’ve had there sucks (mostly along Murray Ave.). I like Lucci’s though.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:25 am
Most of the pizza there does suck. I compared them all in one day on an official Squirrel Hill pizza-scouting trip. Details will be shared someday with the “the asexual adventures of baka-raptor” tag.
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June 15th, 2010 at 9:37 am
It was pretty obvious you were going to go after Namako, but I must say that with you it’s not the target selection, but the tactical finesse you display in the attack that is truly marvelous. Well done.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
That means a lot coming from a guy who likes K-ON.
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June 15th, 2010 at 9:55 am
That hair was made from the sea slug? What a retard. And if it’s an anime blog, shouldn’t the most popular tag be something that is related to anime, and not just some random stuff? Again, I have to question the credibility of this tourney. Shitty.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
And he’s the #1 seed.
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June 15th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Pizza is a pie, and you say I’m bad? I think you just contradicted yourself buddy… go back to being the one of the worst teams in basketball.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
EPI isn’t an anagram for IVP. (Too bad, only a ‘V’ away.) Slicing your pie wouldn’t even produce a slice of pizza. More of an anime slice. Like Lucky Star. Therefore you’re the kind of pie that sucks.
Q.E.D.
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Clinton Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
i like lucky star and epi so i beat your insult (i don’t know why but 20 min’s of girls talking was entertaining for some reason)
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June 15th, 2010 at 10:32 am
I really want pizza now
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I also want some pizza, with a side of revenge.
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June 15th, 2010 at 11:19 am
This one is pretty funny this time around, but you will have a hard battle up ahead….
I guess I vote for you for the fun of it… The Aniblog Tourney is a popularity contest after all… Isn’t it? :p
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
This time around? Why don’t you suck my dick this time around?
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chikorita157 Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
LOL… but sorry, I only like girls… Anyways, I already placed a vote for you several hours ago.
Keep the good humor going.
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June 15th, 2010 at 11:31 am
Epi is an anagram for pie.
You couldnt say anything more isnt it?
He’s the man!!
Had u said anything more,SSAB would have spilled with votes for Epi fans!!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Is Epi really that big over at SS? I remember the good ol’ days when nobody cared about him.
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Clinton Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
oh yeah he is big maybe you sould have reviewed FMA Brotherhood as well
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Clinton Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
also Sea slugs beats you because they adsorbed other anime blogs i don’t recall you doing that
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Epi Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 12:37 am
I think you’re one of the three people who read my old blog along with Kabitzin and Zyl…
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Fai D Fluorite Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 5:51 am
Really..I wanna read too…which one is it?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:40 am
http://www.animeslice.com/
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Fai D Fluorite Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Thank you!!
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June 15th, 2010 at 11:51 am
The pizza taste like shit, and slugs being nommy is a fact!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
So you’re saying Nama-ko sucks so much that you’d eat her for the good of mankind. I thought of doing it myself, but I’d rather not eat a girl under 18, and I haven’t seen her ID.
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June 15th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Poor Baka-Raptor. Too stupid to realize that there are 10 topics per page. It’s only ~9.7% of the pages. Who can’t do math now? =]
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Congratulations, you can count. Now you should learn to read. The counter clearly says 235 after the word “Page.” What part of 235 pages doesn’t make sense to you?
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June 15th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
You gotta admit, the obsession with asses is just a little creepy. Might explain why the Twitter account is protected.
For the bonus: name me the best Chicago-style pizza joint around there, unless you don’t consume such delicacies.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
My brother does Chicago-style. I do New York. It’s cheap and divisible. I’ve never seen Chicago-style pizza sold by the slice, and I don’t have any friends to eat a whole pie with.
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June 15th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
never tried Italian Village Pizza??? Unforgivable.
and Sea Slugs are dumb, and thats a dumb mascot. Also, I must stick to my principles:
1. If you like K-On, you will not get my vote.
2. If you are going against Baka-Raptor or (the recently eliminated) Glo you will not get my vote.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
A man of principle. OBALLER for Senate.
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June 15th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
1) For the record, on the part where I had THE WORST grammar, I had gotten 3 hours of sleep the previous night and about 15 hours of sleep that week due to exams and SATs. XD
2) Pie is excellent. So don’t be slappin’ around Epi.
3) Halfie hath not be / Scolded for his excellent use / Of sacred poems.
4) I can find better pizza around where I live, all day, any day. Avanti’s, Round Table, Chicago’s, Pizza My Heart, Amici’s–you name it, and it’ll beat that “Italian Hut” stuff any day. (Those pepper seeds do look good though.)
5) We are willing to dress up as our mascot and go to a convention as a team. But clearly, someone in this room does not and cannot…sucks for him/her/it.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
1) Big deal. I have the bar exam to study for, but you don’t my grammer suffraging.
2) Did you see that negative image? Pie is clearly evil.
3) Haiku was never / meant to be single-lined backslashed / Halfie’s a sellout
4) I scouted those restaurants. None of their mascots are Italian chefs with bushy mustaches riding gondolas. Having no taste in pizza or mascots must run in the Sea Slugs family.
5) You only dress up for conventions? Conventions are the only time I don’t dress up as Baka-Raptor. You lack dedication.
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June 15th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
I like sea slugs though, they’re like the little girls with frilly dresses of the ocean.
But raptors can open doors, so I guess I’ll vote for you.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Now that’s poetic. Halfadeckshort, take note.
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halfadeckshort Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Cute words and doors? Nice,
But anime proves that girls
Prefer tentacles.
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June 15th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
eww more people who like k-on
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I don’t really consider them people
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June 15th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
I have no idea what this is about, but I need pizza… NOW…
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Oh, I’ll give you your pizza…the one pizza…
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June 15th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Brilliance. You truly are a king of kings.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
The only thing better would be jet piranhas.
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June 15th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Well, as much as you are funny and all (and I have manly love for you), Sea Slugs actually BLOGS anime for a change. Funny, but not good enough compared to the previous Worst blog ever entries.
Sea Slugs vote~
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Is “Random Stuff” an anime I’m unfamiliar with?
Impz, I thought you’d changed. I guess I was wrong. Once a circle jerker, always a circle jerker. I’ll just have to destroy you too.
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Impz Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Lol what? I only jerk to that cute chick who is incidentally my wife.
OH, you mean that KIND of circle jerking.
Honestly, i am just tsundere for you and voted 1-1 again (1 vote at home for you, 1 vote at work for SS). I can’t decide whether I like sideburns or green hair more… Sigh.
Edit: One last thing. If destroying me means you will use those flimsy little hands of yours, bring it on
Edit2: K-On sucks. It’s manufactured moe.
Edit 3: Should give your raptor a school uniform look. You will gain 1 supporter in Shin.
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Hellomotto Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Sorry, but Shin will never be able to resist my offer.
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Shin Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 2:22 am
I’m actually still waiting on what Raptor-kun has to offer me.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:42 am
@Shin: I don’t negotiate with underlings.
@Hellomotto: Here’s a nickel. Get back to me with Kabitzin’s offer.
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June 15th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Your Posts about the Tourney are getting better each time, can’t wait for the finals ^^
Your Italian Pizza Picture’s resolution is so big that it doesn’t fit in my laptop screen, maybe Italian Village is so fucking big that it requires a very large HD picture for the record
Btw, i haven’t found your twitter page to do the daily stalking on my preffered bloggers, do ya’ve one ?
Now let me vote for you thrice, as a loyal, dedicated and well mannered fan of yours.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I disapprove of Twitter and all other instrumentalities of gossip. I’ll only join if I find some useful purpose for it. So far I haven’t.
I’d tell you that voting thrice is wrong, but apparently it’s allowed and approved, as long as you’re voting from different computers with different IP addresses, or something like that. In any case, we shouldn’t have to resort to that. I have a secret weapon in the unlikely case that the voting is still close by the final (fifth) day.
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Thiago Pagogna Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
If you use it like other bloggers do, like posting useful informations about your posts, nice videos you’d like to share, jokes, pictures, sharing your thoughts and comments about something, then twitter is nice though
i voted for your five times already (one from my laptop in college’s wifi, one from my phone, one from my lady friend’s home, one from my own home, one from my work) this time around, because seaslugs team have more than one blogger, and this is ultimately not fair, you should be winning by more than 80%, but that is not what is happening…
one could use this s-e-c-r-e-t-w-e-a-p-o-n that you stated, but i think you should save it for the tough finals.
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June 15th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
I find it kind of hilarious how the Sea Slug fanboys took the usual joke post seriously and are trying to flame.
On another note, this entire discussion reminded me of that post you made with some other bloggers regarding how Kamina wasn’t Gar. That was my favorite baka-raptor post and it’s not even online anymore :< <- Proof of site going downhill?
Also, K-on sucks balls.
Also, go watch Sketchbook Full Color's[sic]. I think I've included this on about every time I posted. I believe this should be superliminal enough. ("YVAN EHT NIOJ" – Subliminal | "HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!" – Superliminal)
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
The Kamina post was one of my favorites as well. Too bad the owner of the site was a deadbeat and couldn’t pay the hosting fees. The site was then taken over by Jews. I doubt he has a backup copy.
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June 15th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Nama-ko needs one of those gigantic sea rolly-pollys that live at the bottom of the ocean as a magical pet.
Then, and ONLY then, will I consider voting for her and her little Sea Slugs blog.
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Kabitzin Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
What do they look like? Maybe if we win we can work something out.
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Landon Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
Yeah, basically giant rolly-polly/pill bugs.
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Kabitzin Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
OMFG looks like a shrimp crossed with a pill bug… I.. I.. I think we might have to do without your vote…
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:44 am
You need all the votes you can get.
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June 15th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
First I would like to say thank you for the impressive (AND FREE!!!) Nama-ko fanart, which totally blew 5camp’s out of the water *BA DUM SPLASH*… but there’s something I have to point out:
If Kabitzin has no taste in co-authors, and Epi is Pie, and Pie tastes good… does that mean BAKA-RAPTOR DOES NOT LIKE PIE?!?!? WHAT ABOUT THE THREE STOOGES?!?! YOU MAKE FUN OF MY ANCESTORS FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER BANANA REPUBLIC!!! This is Slug Territory now! *tap tap* MIC CHECK!!!
*random black-beat starts playing*
Baka-Raptah is just a Wannabe-Gangstah. He eats Pizza like a Mutant sucking off a HAMSTAH
Master Splinter makes him limper causin’ so much LAUGHTER. My reference is so Gravy ’cause I be the MASTER
Actin’ like a Top-Cat but your Fedora is fake, You bought it from China Town for the price of a Cup-Cake
Which is small, you’re not big, only a big mistake, but you’re so cheap I might give you a Break
Huh! Like a Kit-Kat, you talk big like you is the Shiznat! But you’s a SHIT SHAT! AND WE’RE THE BIG SNACK!! I’ll take yo pride and whip it like KNICK-KNACK
KNOCK KNOCK, WHO’S THERE?! Mah DICK IN YO FACE! YOU’RE A DISGRACE, YOU’RE EXTINCT!! You melt like a SNOW FLAKE!
I’m G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-E-A-T!!! Tony da Tigah! I spit mad shit and I raise da roof Highah
They HAIL ME, Call me The Holy Christ! I will HOLY SHIT on ur CURRY RICE!
I’m mad racist but I’ll still do your Wife! I’ll make yo sight Blurry ’cause I be The Light
I Break Commandments ’cause it’s ALRIGHT!! You can’t see ’cause I’m OUT-OF-SIGHT!
I sting like a Bee and I’ll Bring-in-da-Pain, I sniff yo mom’s lip ’cause I’m so INSANE
My flow is so Tight, you might think I’m Underage! You’re a Female Dog so I’ll put you in a Cage!
And no, I don’t like k-on: I LOVE K-ON! I FUCK K-ON!! WITHOUT ME THE SHOW CAN’T GO-ON!!!
…for a third sea-son. We be da Sea Slugs, put some glasses so you can Sea, Son!
Don’t be a Simple-Ton, like those Simpsons, a Ton of Simples.
I’m laughing right now with big bright Dimples! (lol that was sorta gay…)
HATERS GONNA HATE ’cause I love K-ON
HATERS GONNA HATE ’cause this comments so long!
Women make a sandwich ’cause Feminists are WRONG!
You’re like a Lesbian so put on a THONG
And SUCKS ON MAH DONG!
It be so LONG like the stick used to bang a GONG!
Green and Blue Flag ’cause I be so Thug!
Reppin’ AniTourney for da Super Sea Slugs!
CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLLAH AT CHA BOI!!! I’M OFF DA THAMAH-MITAH!!! *CRICKET CRICKET*… so yea… *gloves off* I did enjoy this post, btw! Let’s continue to watch K-ON and make good episodic posts!
(also, good luck… You’ll need it!)
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Outis Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
Who took this kid’s Ritalin away?
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Hellomotto Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 2:08 am
Guilty as charged.
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Michael Reply:
June 17th, 2010 at 10:37 am
woah
And that’s why you should vote for Baka-Raptor.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 17th, 2010 at 10:45 am
I’ll give you a proper response when my eyes heal enough to read that entire thing. Until then:
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June 16th, 2010 at 6:18 am
I’ve already know that K-on was really hated… but hey, I don’t really give a damn in how things should go…unless eat a pie and slap it to Epi…that would be fortunate.
just strike him(her)(them)a blow(at the back) and they’ll end up wanting to worship you.
HAHAHAHAH!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Resort to violence? Me? I’d rather have them worship me through peaceful means.
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~xxx Reply:
June 17th, 2010 at 3:30 am
so… you want to hand them down the calm and nice reptilian image of yours?
Then, why they don’t just give them a ‘Token’ and a gift coupon of your elusive religion to them so that there will be no war and everyone there who was against you Will worship you?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:45 am
That might break a Commandment. I won’t stoop to Jesus159159159′s level.
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June 16th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
No ShizNat tag?! Not only that, SS!AB used Natuski and Namako in their post. Any pairing other than ShizNat is blasphemous.
I feel like I should vote for you just because of yuri.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Same reason I vote for you. We should form an underground organization called the Fraternal Order of Yuri Inquisitors. Nama-ko should be burned at the stake for heresy.
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June 16th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Man, baka, you live in PA? You can’t be a suns fan anymore, I’m revoking your permission by the powers vested in me by the State of Arizona. Go watch the stupid-arse Phillies or something. But then again, Philly fans are mostly faggots that boo Santa.
Permission returned. Have a nice day.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I lived there, past tense. Then I lived in Tennessee. Now I’m in New York, back where I started. As such, I hate Philly fans and have the unrestricted right to support any place that also hates them, which is everywhere but Philly.
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Robert Weizer Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
is it true new york is infested with angry guidos that roam the streets like wild animals/zombies
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:45 am
Yes
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Robert Weizer Reply:
June 16th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
i’ve heard stories of philly fans hating philly fans but all instances are pure hearsay and unreliable
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:48 am
Philly fans hate everything and everyone but Kevin Kolb.
By Week 3 they’ll hate him too.
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June 16th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
I WILL BE VOTING FOR YOU IN THE SHADOWS, MY LIEGE
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:49 am
So that’s where you’ve been…
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:23 am
I vote Baka-Raptor, all the way.
He is a *ehem* KIND SOUL WHO GIVES BOOKS TO THE POOR *ehem*
(Shitty books, though. Like Opal Mehta-kind of shitty.)
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:54 am
You know a book is shitty when a New York City public library doesn’t even want it for free. I haven’t read it yet, but the library’s labels and stamps look more entertaining than the story itself.
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Michael Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Send it to me already~!
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June 17th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
BR you get my email yet?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:54 am
No. I mean…what email?
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digital boy Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 4:38 am
i mailed you about our team post thing. sent to baka-raptor@baka-raptor.com
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June 17th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
I’m not even going to pretend to have read this blog. All I know is that she answered the question about pizza wrong, and thus she fails.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:55 am
It could’ve been worse. She could’ve said Mineo’s Pizza.
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Kabitzin Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 9:00 am
Mineo’s was the first Pittsburgh pizza I had. I heard it was good, but when I tried it it was one of the worst-tasting pizzas I’d ever had.
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June 18th, 2010 at 10:10 am
“Ass Lube In Mega Logs!”
Hmm. Mega Logs and Ass Lubes. I think you’re on to something here with your anagrams
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Anagrams never lie. Just ask Lin Reeve.
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June 18th, 2010 at 10:18 am
If you have to pay someone to have fan art you’re missing the point of what fan art is, true. Having their cast show up to offer retorts on your blog gives all the more reason for you to get my vote.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
You should see the comments I’ve moderated. A few Sea Slugs fans seem quite butthurt.
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Kabitzin Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Ass glue?
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June 18th, 2010 at 10:39 am
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June 22nd, 2010 at 10:07 pm
You’re post are very amusing. Makes me wish I’d gone up against you.
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