Archive for June, 2012

Aoi Hana Gets Real

Tuesday, June 26th, 2012

Aoi Hana once inspired me to draw a distinction between real lesbians and super lesbians, mainly because the “lesbians” in Aoi Hana were constantly crying instead of groping each other. Not only was I hoping for another kind of waterworks, the horrendous cry/grope ratio was only one of several criticisms I had of the show. […]

Crappy Sketch Apocalypse

Thursday, June 21st, 2012

Shameless indeed. I tried playing nice. The next thing I knew, Inushinde took the crappiest of the crappy sketches, published them a week ahead of schedule, and, worst of all, preempted the post I was going to write parodying Fate/Zero episode 11. No more Mr. Nice Raptor. Image dump. Then swift death to evil. Inushinde […]

Giant Robots Aren’t So Bad

Monday, June 11th, 2012

I used to think that any anime with giant robots would be better off without them. This is no longer the case. But Baka-Raptor, why would you ever bother watching The iDOLM@STER? It all started back in 2006 when a reader called Genius Sage submitted the following idolm@sterpiece to my challenge. Like all respectable artwork, […]

Another 100 Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor

Thursday, June 7th, 2012

Easily went over 100 the past two times. Barely made it this time. I even had to tap into my porn folder (post forthcoming). Vote here.

Group 5 vs. The Dragon

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

A lurking dragon once threatened to invade the Mystic Isle of Circlejerkia. The noble warriors from Avvesione’s Anime Blog, Metanorn, Ambivalence, or is it Ambiguity, and Baka-Raptor were assembled to fight it. This team would forever be known as Group 5. Avvesione made the first move. He used his love of setting to project a […]

Higurashi Can Do No Wrong

Saturday, June 2nd, 2012

Higurashi can make as many filler episodes as it wants. Lazy premises, cheesy jokes, plot holes, rampant pedophilia—who cares? I will watch every one, buy all the merchandise, and then burn it when I find out the seiyuu aren’t virgins. Only Higurashi can get away with an opening theme called Happy! Lucky! Dochy! The Higurashi […]