How Not to Cancel Class

I'm not one to complain about a class being cancelled, but if I end up walking to class before I find out, I will get pissed off.

Professor, you knew damn well that you were having a shitty week before 8:40 AM. Instead of wasting precious minutes by typing up your complete life story with parenthetical asides, just send this:

UPDATE: Holy shit, he did it again.

1943 students came to class before realizing it was cancelled