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Pros: Fun shape, vibrant colors
Cons: Won't scare the shit out of anybody |
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What's black and blue and eats nuts?
(Hint: Black and blue camouflaged squirrels don't exist.) Answer: Artists whose asses I kick for picking shitty color schemes. |
Capital of the World" |
HOLY SHIT! |
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un�o�rig�i�nal
adj. 1. Lacking originality; trite.
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o�rig�i�nal
adj. 1. Preceding all others in time; first.
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This elephant just can't get its shit straight. If Dumbo wasted my paint, I'd cane that bitch. If he screwed up again, I'd cook him. |
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The rejected entries must've been really crappy to lose to this piece of shit.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! |
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This thing should go on a rampage. It'd be the only cool thing to happen to Monongahela since the Whiskey Rebellion. |
At first I gave the artist props for paying tribute to The Monster with no Name:
Speaking of Monster, this is at least the fifth time I've mentioned the series on this site. Quit bitching and watch it. While you're at it, check out the original art critic.