Shizuru Pulled a Jim Carrey

The Mask.

Bruce Almighty.

Dumb & Dumber.

What do these movies have in common?

Now they're making a new Ace Ventura movie. Guess who won't be in it?

It takes a real man to turn down a shitload of cash in order to protect his integrity. Unfortunately, Shizuru isn't a man, so she did the next best thing: kill herself off as soon as possible.

That's right � Shizuru let herself get killed. It had to be intentional. Nobody could possibly take down the invincible Shizuru unless she invited it. Of course, our dear Shizuru wouldn't dream of dying before she got in at least one ShizNat scene.


Shizuru + Natsuki + Alcohol = ShizNatahol. I'm addicted.

After getting totally screwed over by My Otome, I can't blame Shizuru for wanting to die.



Miyu, perhaps the most badass character from My Otome, also jumped ship in the first episode. They say that smart people learn from their mistakes, and smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. Clearly, Miyu didn't want to see herself in Shizuru's footsteps.


She toughed out the rape and pedophila, but kinky diaper sex crossed the line.

I still haven't seen the fourth and final episode of My Otome Zwei, so if it somehow makes a miraculous comeback (i.e. Shizuru comes back to life and disembowels Tomoe), this series may not be a waste of time.


Jim Carrey dodged 8065 crappy sequels