I love slice-of-life comedies. Everyone loves slice-of-life comedies. Sure, I appreciate a good plot once in a while, and creative jokes are also a plus, but after a long day of work, I just want something simple and soothing to help me relax. As such, I’ve decided to fashion my new webcomic in the hallowed [...]

I’ve recently been doing a lot of spring cleaning around the site, part of which included drastically reducing the size of my drafts folder from 170 to 99. Many of the deletions are partially reproduced below. Since these are among the shittiest ideas in the history of my site, I felt the best time to [...]

It’s no secret that I censor comments. People who claim they’ll never censor comments under any circumstances are liars. At least I had the decency to warn you from Day 1. However, it’s occurred to me that none of my readers would have any idea what kinds of comments I’d censor unless they actually wrote [...]

Look how happy I am I was certain that taking a break from anime would help my eyes get better. What I didn’t expect was to get better so quickly! I’d been feeling progressively better over the past few days, but that’s nothing out of the ordinary. Some days I’m better; other days I’m worse. [...]

Enough is enough. Being half-assed about fixing my eyes hasn’t worked so far and clearly isn’t going to. I need to start taking things seriously if I’m going to have any hope of recovering. To this end, I’m neither writing any more posts nor watching any more anime until my eyes get better. In addition, [...]

The April Fools Day Post was originally posted on my homepage; now it’s posted here. Didn’t get it? That’s your fault for not being awesome enough to know about my website before I sold out. Aliased Banner Post had nothing to do with anime (except the ShizNat) Crappy reused Paint comics Counter + One-liner My [...]

4/1/2008 – 4/30/2008 I’m sure I’m not the only one who remembers where he was when Pizza-Raptor first graced the Baka-Raptor homepage: Pizza-Raptor’s month-long tenure left us with many unforgettable memories: A Tale of Lesbians My interview with The King of Anime Yuko’s attempt to seduce me My failed ABA campaign My successful BRA campaign [...]

DVD sales are down. American licensors are going out of business. The Japanese distribution model fails to embrace the internet’s potential. Little girls are becoming axe-murderers. There’s no way to sugarcoat it – the anime industry is doomed. I confirmed this inconvenient truth while interviewing The King of Anime. The King of Anime: Hi Baka-Raptor! [...]

Code Geass: Great Anime or The Greatest Anime? I still can’t decide between this show and Darker than Black. Then again, why should I? Code Geass + Darker than Black + Code Geass S2 = Pizza Hut’s Anime Triple Decker lol! What, Pizza Hut discontinued the Triple Decker? Good, that shit was nasty. Pizza Hut [...]

I love this show! Darker than Black is Better than Great: it’s PERFECT! Now before you call me a hypocrite for suddenly praising a show that I recently criticized, I have a confession to make – I was a tool back then. Lately however, I’ve been seeing the world in a fresh, tastier light. Now [...]

First of all, Mion’s boobs are way too big. Then we find out that she has a twin with equally large (if not slightly larger) boobs. Just what anime needs: more boobs. Boobs and twins. Twins and boobs. Ugh. If you’re not into boobs, there’s always Rika. Everybody seems to think she’s cute, just because [...]