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June Fools

Sunday, June 1st, 2014

The April Fools Post

Japan, Here I Come!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2014

I got accepted to the JET Program! It all started when I went blind a few years ago. I needed a hobby that didn’t involve seeing stuff, so I decided to learn Japanese through podcast lessons. Since listening comprehension is basically the only language skill required to watch anime, podcasts were all I needed. Why […]

R&R: Raptor and Robot

Monday, April 1st, 2013

I love slice-of-life comedies. Everyone loves slice-of-life comedies. Sure, I appreciate a good plot once in a while, and creative jokes are also a plus, but after a long day of work, I just want something simple and soothing to help me relax. As such, I’ve decided to fashion my new webcomic in the hallowed […]

Baka-Raptor and the Filler of Big

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

I’ve recently been doing a lot of spring cleaning around the site, part of which included drastically reducing the size of my drafts folder from 170 to 99. Many of the deletions are partially reproduced below. Since these are among the shittiest ideas in the history of my site, I felt the best time to […]

Censored Comments: Round 1

Friday, April 1st, 2011

It’s no secret that I censor comments. People who claim they’ll never censor comments under any circumstances are liars. At least I had the decency to warn you from Day 1. However, it’s occurred to me that none of my readers would have any idea what kinds of comments I’d censor unless they actually wrote […]

My eyes are better!

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Look how happy I am I was certain that taking a break from anime would help my eyes get better. What I didn’t expect was to get better so quickly! I’d been feeling progressively better over the past few days, but that’s nothing out of the ordinary. Some days I’m better; other days I’m worse. […]

I’m not going on hiatus, I’m just resting my eyes

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Enough is enough. Being half-assed about fixing my eyes hasn’t worked so far and clearly isn’t going to. I need to start taking things seriously if I’m going to have any hope of recovering. To this end, I’m neither writing any more posts nor watching any more anime until my eyes get better. In addition, […]

Comments on the April Fools Day Post go Here

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

The April Fools Day Post was originally posted on my homepage; now it’s posted here. Didn’t get it? That’s your fault for not being awesome enough to know about my website before I sold out. Aliased Banner Post had nothing to do with anime (except the ShizNat) Crappy reused Paint comics Counter + One-liner My […]

Pizza-Raptor: We’ll Never Forget You

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

4/1/2008 – 4/30/2008 I’m sure I’m not the only one who remembers where he was when Pizza-Raptor first graced the Baka-Raptor homepage: Pizza-Raptor’s month-long tenure left us with many unforgettable memories: A Tale of Lesbians My interview with The King of Anime Yuko’s attempt to seduce me My failed ABA campaign My successful BRA campaign […]

The Anime Industry is Doomed

Friday, April 4th, 2008

DVD sales are down. American licensors are going out of business. The Japanese distribution model fails to embrace the internet’s potential. Little girls are becoming axe-murderers. There’s no way to sugarcoat it – the anime industry is doomed. I confirmed this inconvenient truth while interviewing The King of Anime. The King of Anime: Hi Baka-Raptor! […]