The April Fools Day Post was originally posted on my homepage; now it’s posted here. Didn’t get it? That’s your fault for not being awesome enough to know about my website before I sold out.

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Post had nothing to do with anime (except the ShizNat)

Crappy reused Paint comics

Counter + One-liner

My being a human instead of [...]

4/1/2008 – 4/30/2008
I’m sure I’m not the only one who remembers where he was when Pizza-Raptor first graced the Baka-Raptor homepage:

Pizza-Raptor’s month-long tenure left us with many unforgettable memories:

A Tale of Lesbians
My interview with The King of Anime
Yuko’s attempt to seduce me
My failed ABA campaign
My successful BRA campaign
Bingo!
Twins and Boobs

Advantage: True Tears
The birth of Raptorko
Sasuke [...]

DVD sales are down. American licensors are going out of business. The Japanese distribution model fails to embrace the internet’s potential. Little girls are becoming axe-murderers. There’s no way to sugarcoat it – the anime industry is doomed. I confirmed this inconvenient truth while interviewing The King of Anime.
The King of Anime: Hi Baka-Raptor! I’m [...]

Code Geass: Great Anime or The Greatest Anime? I still can’t decide between this show and Darker than Black. Then again, why should I?
Code Geass + Darker than Black + Code Geass S2 = Pizza Hut’s Anime Triple Decker lol!
What, Pizza Hut discontinued the Triple Decker? Good, that shit was nasty. Pizza Hut always makes [...]

I love this show! Darker than Black is Better than Great: it’s PERFECT! Now before you call me a hypocrite for suddenly praising a show that I recently criticized, I have a confession to make – I was a tool back then. Lately however, I’ve been seeing the world in a fresh, tastier light. [...]

First of all, Mion’s boobs are way too big. Then we find out that she has a twin with equally large (if not slightly larger) boobs. Just what anime needs: more boobs. Boobs and twins. Twins and boobs. Ugh.

If you’re not into boobs, there’s always Rika. Everybody seems to think she’s cute, just because she [...]