Archive for the 'Beatings' Category

Hail to thee, Kamp Umineko no Naku Koro ni

Friday, December 25th, 2009

After waking up from a dream about destroying Springfield Elementary School Kyoto Animation, Bart Baka-Raptor joins Lisa [your name here] warpshadow, halfadeckshort, and Alejo at the breakfast table, where they excitedly discuss spending the summer at Kamp Krusty Umineko no Naku Koro ni, a summer camp run by Krusty the Clown Studio DEEN. A week […]

I beat up Haruhi

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

I was in the middle of beating Crystalis blindfolded when all of a sudden I was mysteriously teleported away from my computer. I took off my blindfold to see Haruhi prancing around, exclaiming she was thrilled to meet a dinosaur. I lazily autographed her face and began to make my way out. Upset that I […]

Robots Still Don’t Have Feelings

Friday, March 13th, 2009

(This is a remake of Robots Don’t Have Feelings)

Aria the OVA II: Athena’s Revenge

Friday, May 9th, 2008

I was in the middle of a romantic dinner date with Athena… …when Alice interrupted us to yell at her. Athena apologized. Then Aria came out and started dancing! Awwww…he’s so cute…. …when Athena kicks him. I’m going to miss this show.

I beat up Watanuki

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Fresh off my victory against Raki, I mysteriously found myself in Yuko’s shop. Greeting me with a sultry smile, Yuko offered to grant my deepest darkest desires. I immediately asked for the one thing all men crave: a roast leg of lamb. When Yuko summoned Watanuki to cook it, Watanuki threw one of his usual […]

I beat up Raki

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Yesterday I stumbled upon Raki crying in the woods. I attempted to cheer him up by letting him borrow my finest female erotica magazine. Disappointed that there weren’t any men in it, Raki threw my magazine in the river. How dare that bastard waste my porn! I angrily stomped on the ground, creating a rift […]