Archive for the 'Blatant Filler Posts' Category

Queen’s Blade Rebellion vs. Princess Tutu: An Objective Analysis

Sunday, November 24th, 2013

Round 1: Title Queens > Princesses Blades > Tutus Rebellion > ∅ (Imagine calling it Princess Tutu Rebellion. So much better.) Advantage: Queen’s Blade Rebellion Round 2: Appropriately sized breasts Queen’s Blade Rebellion: Full breasts on adult women Princess Tutu: Side-boob on a teenage girl, kiddie tits on a girl who otherwise appears prepubescent Advantage: […]

Post Goes Here: Steins;Gate

Wednesday, June 12th, 2013

Stupid title;Great show Back in high school, my brother would look down on me for watching anime instead of joining him for a riveting episode of T.R.L. or whatever other crap was on MTV at the time. He soon realized he was an idiot and shadowed my taste in anime thereafter. I began to trust […]

Another 100 Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor

Thursday, June 7th, 2012

Easily went over 100 the past two times. Barely made it this time. I even had to tap into my porn folder (post forthcoming). Vote here.

Baka-Raptor and the Filler of Big

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

I’ve recently been doing a lot of spring cleaning around the site, part of which included drastically reducing the size of my drafts folder from 170 to 99. Many of the deletions are partially reproduced below. Since these are among the shittiest ideas in the history of my site, I felt the best time to […]

The Raptormobile gets an Upgrade

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

I’d been looking for a way to hook up my mp3 player to my car radio ever since I found out that listening to headphones while driving is relatively illegal. At first I tried an FM transmitter, which worked great the 10% of the time it didn’t produce a static-garbled mess. Then I came across […]

Japan’s Metronome Crisis

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

The Ichigo 100% ending sequence might seem ok if you don’t have any rhythm. Otherwise it’s painfully off-beat. The strawberries are off, the marching is off, and the marching doesn’t even sync up with the strawberries. Did they think we wouldn’t notice? Did they think we wouldn’t care? I don’t know anything about hand-drawn graphics, […]

100 More Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Need a reason to vote for me? I’ve already given you 100. Not enough? Have 100 more: Oops, guess I got carried away again and gave you 111 instead of 100. I wanted to save this post for a future match, but it would be rude to hold back while Kabitzin and his minions have […]

Fukai mori no naka de…

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Current Status: Better in some ways, worse in others. This may take a while…

Hail to thee, Kamp Umineko no Naku Koro ni

Friday, December 25th, 2009

After waking up from a dream about destroying Springfield Elementary School Kyoto Animation, Bart Baka-Raptor joins Lisa [your name here] warpshadow, halfadeckshort, and Alejo at the breakfast table, where they excitedly discuss spending the summer at Kamp Krusty Umineko no Naku Koro ni, a summer camp run by Krusty the Clown Studio DEEN. A week […]

I beat up Haruhi

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

I was in the middle of beating Crystalis blindfolded when all of a sudden I was mysteriously teleported away from my computer. I took off my blindfold to see Haruhi prancing around, exclaiming she was thrilled to meet a dinosaur. I lazily autographed her face and began to make my way out. Upset that I […]