Based off these commercials Only one day remaining. Poll closes at 13:00 GMT on Sunday. Vote while you still can: Need to know more about me? Check out my interview at Are-Are. More on the competition. More reasons to vote for me. Update: The Aniblog Tourney is the Worst Tourney Ever

Need a reason to vote for me? I’ve already given you 100. Not enough? Have 100 more: Oops, guess I got carried away again and gave you 111 instead of 100. I wanted to save this post for a future match, but it would be rude to hold back while Kabitzin and his minions have [...]

I’ve walked by Italian Village Pizza so many times and yet never tried it.  Is it really that orgasmically good? – Kabitzin Res ipsa loquitur, bitch Kabitzin’s poor taste isn’t limited to pizza. What was he thinking when he named his blog? Sea slugs are lame. They lack mantle cavities, and their eyes are able [...]

Hanners hates his blog. Look no further than his banners. Literally, you cannot look further than his banners. An actual full-size screenshot of Hanners’ Anime ‘Blog on my 1024×600 netbook Most bloggers prefer to make banners of shows that don’t suck. Hanners boldly shirks convention. Hanners hates his blog so much that he made a [...]

Paper Flower has the worst banner I’ve ever seen in my life. First of all, it doesn’t have any dinosaurs. Second of all, the girl is carrying an umbrella even though it’s not raining. Third of all, it doesn’t say “Paper Flower” anywhere. Last time I checked, your blog was named Paper Flower, not Paper [...]

“Even I could find me” 1. Don’t change your name You went through all that trouble to escape; now you risk getting caught because you’re too lazy change your name? This is the same shit they pulled in Seirei no Moribito. At least Balsa made up some excuse about nobody believing she’d still be alive. [...]

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I have two types of nominations: Seeds and Wild Cards. Seeds: Nepotism at its finest. These are blogs I regularly read, link to, comment on, etc… Wild Cards: When I run out of Seeds, I browse the list of nominees and select a worthy candidate. Best Episodic Blog Seed: Random Curiosity Seed: Sea Slugs! Seed: [...]

With all the one year anniversary posts popping up recently, I thought I’d get in on the action by celebrating my not one, not two, but 2.2 freaking years of rocking the internet. I could take the opportunity to humbly thank all the people who’ve helped make this possible, or I could crank out one [...]

I’ve done what I could to protect the integrity of the word epic. Today I pass that baton to The Animanachronism and In Search of Number Nine, who substantiate their arguments through literary authority and philosophical discourse instead of linking to themselves. My half-assed crusade to redefine corrupted internet memes now shifts to a new [...]

Yes, you Name: Kibure Alias: Kikki Age: 14-16 Sex: Female Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Last seen: Infinite Ryvius, Episode 13 Reward: If you can locate Kibure in episode 14 of Infinite Ryvius, I will write a review of any anime you want. This is a perfect opportunity for you to suck up to me/piss me [...]

“Given the exponential growth of the anime blogosphere, the number of quality blogs with insightful opinions and perspectives are ever increasing. Yet a majority of the blogs out there remain isolated, lacking a sense of community and meaningful interaction. The Anime Blog Awards was created in order to bridge that gap by recognising worthy bloggers [...]