Archive for the 'Episodes' Category

Hail to thee, Kamp Umineko no Naku Koro ni

Friday, December 25th, 2009

After waking up from a dream about destroying Springfield Elementary School Kyoto Animation, Bart Baka-Raptor joins Lisa [your name here] warpshadow, halfadeckshort, and Alejo at the breakfast table, where they excitedly discuss spending the summer at Kamp Krusty Umineko no Naku Koro ni, a summer camp run by Krusty the Clown Studio DEEN. A week […]

Worst Golgo 13 Episode Ever

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

In episode 24, a female sniper is assigned the task of killing Golgo 13. It’s impossible to beat Golgo 13 in a fair fight, and women in general fight dirty, so she plots to mess up Golgo 13’s eyesight by exposing him to the sandy Sirocco/Ghibli winds of Morocco. Little did she know that Golgo […]

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

No. Not again. I refuse to accept this. Why must all the tough guys in anime get stalked by little girls to show they have a caring side? Who’s next, Golgo 13? If I were in charge of writing the new FMA series, Scar’s encounter with May Chang would go something like this: To think […]

Double Feature: Tytania 10 & Jigoku Shoujo Mitsugane 13

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Tytania 10: Discount Space Pornography Fan Hyulick picks up a prostitute as soon as he lands on planet Barghash (and you thought I was joking about Tytania being Space Pornography). The prostitute says she’ll give him a discount because he’s sexy. Here’s a little advice: they all say that (you don’t know her going rate, […]

Tytania 09: The Moé Adventures of Moé Princess

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Princess Lydia Princess Lydia From Elbing Kingdom I’m looking for him I’m going to Tytania [vid]hFPt5NuuzuM[/vid] This episode is basically about Moé Princess running away from her guardian, but instead of getting scolded, everyone gives her ice cream. Now I want to be a princess. How childish! How childish! Moé Princess, have you been taking […]

RaptorCon 2008

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

I was planning to report on Anime Weekend Atlanta, but Hoshi broke her sacred vow to suck up to me by not finding me a place to stay. Luckily, I discovered another convention right in town! Best of all, it was conveniently located in my new apartment (not this overpriced dump). I hopped into my […]

Evangelion 05-06: Rei vs. The Giant Cube

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

This double-episode starts off with a flashback. Booooooooooring. But this is the good kind of flashback: the kind that explains why people are dead/injured/otherwise brutalized. Awesome! Rei’s robot goes berserk. It punches the wall and ejects her. The Evangelion unit punches the observation booth where Shinji’s father is standing. Does this imply emotional tension— Let’s […]

Evangelion 04: Filler

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

Shinji runs away. Then he comes back. Final Thoughts: Shinji comes back after running away This episode was filler Not much to say

Evangelion 03: A Super Original Post!

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Shinji begins training with the Eva. Throughout the training session he sounds like a zombie. Cool! Why does the robot need a gun? Is that a mechanical trigger? Couldn’t they give one of those to the UN? I’m guessing it’ll never subdue an Angel. Why does— Stop! In the name of the CLAW! What? Unoriginal […]

Evangelion 02: Penguins?!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Pen Pen: Best Character Ever The episode begins with Shinji trying to make the robot walk. It trips after two steps. Then the Angel picks it up, crushes its left arm, and stabs it through the face. Has Shinji been defeated? The next thing we know, Shinji is lying in hospital bed. The Evangelion is […]