Category: Monthly Roundup

May 2020: The Raptorcycle

To stay in shape during the lockdown, I took up bicycling, and to neutralize my efforts, I started watching Yowamushi Pedal. The main character, Sakamichi Onoda, cycles with enthusiasm unseen since Golden Boy’s Kintaro Oe, except Kintaro speeds up by […]

April 2020: JAPAN IS SAFE

I am the Best Epidemiologist Ever. On April 17th, I made the coronavirus my bitch. New cases have declined ever since. Stay tuned for periodic updates in which I rub my unmatched scientific expertise in your face. Speaking of science, […]