32 people love action. 33 people have taste. 42 perverts beat them out. Let’s get it on. Candy Boy VS. Golden Boy Round 1: Number of Episodes Golden Boy: 6 Candy Boy: 7 Advantage: Candy Boy Round 2: Lesbian to Non-Lesbian Ratio Golden Boy: 0 Candy Boy: Infinity Advantage: Candy Boy Round 3: Non-pedophilia Golden [...]

VS. Round 1: Character Design Kaiji: Ugly Kaiba: Hideous Advantage: Kaiji Round 2: Cast of Characters Kaiji: Devoid of women and children. Kaiba: More annoying than Raki, the Bleach arrancars, and SpongeBob combined. After watching the fourth episode, I spent a whole week suffering from erectile dysfunction. The episode was about an ugly old man [...]

VS. Round 1: Deadpan Expression Golgo 13: Unflappable Hell Girl: Cried once, just because she was banished from her village and buried alive Advantage: Golgo 13 Round 2: Google Fight Hell Girl: 3,860,000 results Golgo 13: 548,000 results Advantage: Hell Girl Round 3: Hairstyle Hell Girl: Long, shiny, silky, flowing hair Golgo 13: The manliest [...]

Round 1: Ghosts True Tears: No ghosts, just angels (which are even more boring than spirits) If only The Ghost of Raigomaru rose from hell to strike fear into the hearts of children… H2O: There’s an awesome ghost, but everyone calls her a spirit. Regardless, she is a ghost. Advantage: H2O Round 2: Lesbians True [...]