Category: Random

Don’t vote for Hillary

Your voting preference should be as follows: Third-party/independent/write-in Don’t vote Trump Hillary Everyone knows that Trump’s a shitty candidate, albeit for reasons as lazy as “he’s a racist!”, or as shallow as “his name was actually Drumpf!”. However, if you’re […]

The Social Justicing Continues

Gay Marriage Like several other landmark progressive Supreme Court decisions (e.g., Brown v. Board, Roe v. Wade), Obergefell v. Hodges’ moral arguments far outdid its legal arguments. Kennedy’s majority opinion was basically: Feelings Marriage is good Feelings Due Process and […]

How to Pass the Tochigi Driving Test

Passing the Tochigi Driving Test isn’t about driving skillfully or safely. It’s about nothing more or less than playing by the precise set of rules, both written and unwritten, that the examiners set. I certainly don’t know all the rules. […]

Top 10 Bullshit Tickets

Note: These aren’t necessarily the most ridiculous tickets out there. These are, however, the most ridiculous tickets that get issued on a somewhat regular basis. Obstructed View Legit: You have crap all over your windshield that keeps you from seeing […]

How to be a Bitch in Traffic Court

“I work as a _______!” Nobody cares. You hear this shit from teachers, firefighters, teachers, priests, teachers, doctors, teachers, soldiers, teachers, and everyone else who thinks their job makes them better than everyone else. “My daddy/husband/uncle/godfather is a cop!” Too […]

The VW Darth Vader Commercial Sucks

I remember seeing this ad back in 2011 and thinking, “Wow, that’s a shitty commercial, good thing I’ll never see it again.” The commercial has since been branded a classic to the elation of not only geeks and pedophiles but […]

I’ll update if you fix my laptop

As you can imagine, this pink line has destroyed my will to write. There has to be at least one computer geek among you who can figure something out. A few notes: – I hooked my laptop up to an […]