Category: RAPTORS

Evangelion 05-06: Rei vs. The Giant Cube

This double-episode starts off with a flashback. Booooooooooring. But this is the good kind of flashback: the kind that explains why people are dead/injured/otherwise brutalized. Awesome! Rei’s robot goes berserk. It punches the wall and ejects her. The Evangelion unit […]

Evangelion 02: Penguins?!

Pen Pen: Best Character Ever The episode begins with Shinji trying to make the robot walk. It trips after two steps. Then the Angel picks it up, crushes its left arm, and stabs it through the face. Has Shinji been […]

Evangelion 01: Shinji Sucks

This episode begins with Shinji ogling erotic photography. Then he sees a ghost! I’m liking this show already! An “Angel” appears! The UN takes it on and gets crushed. Wreckage falls dangerously close to Shinji but just far enough away […]