Q: Are you really a dinosaur?
Q: Is your email address firstname.lastname@example.org?
Q: Are you a girl?
A: Not usually.
Q: Where do you live, in terms specific enough to satisfy an innocent’s curiosity but vague enough so I can’t stalk you?
A: New York.
Q: What are your nationality and ethnicity?
A: American and Indian, respectively.
Q: How old are you?
A: I started this site in 2006 when I was 20.
Q: Do you have a job?
A: Yes. I’m a prosecutor in traffic court.
Q: I just posted a comment. Why isn’t it showing up?
A: I have to approve it first. I’ll generally approve all comments, unless you’re being a flamer.
Q: Do you respond to all comments?
A: No. I usually respond to comments on my latest post only. If you really want a response, send me an email.
Q: Have you seen _________?
A: Assume I haven’t and tell me why I should.
Q: I don’t get _________.
A: You will if you read all my posts and watch everything I watch. Also, that wasn’t a question.
Q: How does your grading system work?
A: Check here.
Q: What are all the asterisks for?
A: * = minor spoilers, ** = major spoilers.
Q: Do you suck up to Maddox because he writes the best page in the universe?
Q: Doesn’t anime suck?
A: Not usually, unlike damn near everything else on TV.