I went to a Penguins game when they still sucked. Therefore I am not a bandwagon fan. (They actually won that game. I guess being a winner is contagious.) Crosby may be a pussy, but so is Eli. Dojikko goaltender Ippatsu KikimusuMarc-Andre Fleury managed to stay upright for more than five seconds. In other news, [...]

The April Fools Day Post was originally posted on my homepage; now it’s posted here. Didn’t get it? That’s your fault for not being awesome enough to know about my website before I sold out. Aliased Banner Post had nothing to do with anime (except the ShizNat) Crappy reused Paint comics Counter + One-liner My [...]

Berserk + a real ending Claymore – Raki Mouryou no Hako + subtitles Soul Eater – everyone except Stein and Medusa Kibure + an appearance in episode 14 Miniami-ke – all the non-Hosaka scenes Gankutsuou – the ambiguously gay ending Higurashi – the noise complaint I got for blasting the intro theme at 4AM Maddox [...]

Last night I was trying to print some notes for an open-book final when my printer unexpectedly started beeping at me. It refused to print my black & white notes because its color ink cartridges were supposedly empty. This confused me for several reasons: Why am I out of color ink? I never print anything [...]

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It’s all over. I’ve officially lost. My life sucks. Now I must fulfill my promise and jump off The Bridge of Sighs. Why, you ask, must I resort to such extreme measures after losing the Funniest Anime Blog Award? Am I not disappointed that I lost all the awards? Isn’t everybody else? Sure, but losing [...]

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Q: Are you really a dinosaur? A: Yes Q: Is your email address baka-raptor@baka-raptor.com? A: Yes Q: Will you bring back The Official Eli Manning Sucks Blog? A: No, it’s dead. Q: I just posted a comment. Why isn’t it showing up? A: I have to approve it first. I’ll generally approve all comments, unless [...]