So Kyou, Ryou, and to some degree, Tomoyo got ripped off. At least one of my bold predictions came true: I also watched the Clannad movie. Here are the key differences: Fuko doesn’t exist Ryou doesn’t exist. Oh wait, nothing […]
Yesterday I stumbled upon Raki crying in the woods. I attempted to cheer him up by letting him borrow my finest female erotica magazine. Disappointed that there weren’t any men in it, Raki threw my magazine in the river. How […]
Aside from murder, there are a few additional differences between Shion no Ou and Hikaru no Go that I left out of the title: They play Shougi instead of Go Shion gets stalked by a human instead of an ambiguously […]
One of the better characters on H2O is Hotaru, a delightful ghost girl. She’s slutty, mischievous, etc…, everything you want in a ghost. There’s just one problem: everyone refers to her as a spirit. She’s not a spirit; she’s a […]
I love Alice, but Baka-Raptor was right – that stuck-up little princess needs to show me some respect. Alice knew I was exhausted last night, but that didn’t stop her from yelling at me. That’s what I hate about having […]
Everybody loves to bitch about how anime sets unreasonable standards for relationships, but what about food? People don’t need relationships, but we sure as hell need food. I’m hungry. I think I’ll eat some more of my brother’s birthday cake. […]
Back when I was writing my midterm review of Mokke, I had no second thoughts about picking Mizuki as my favorite character. You may be wondering what possessed me to pick some little girl over the strict old man who […]
Back in November, I was the only person in the entire universe who thought that Shakugan no Shana II wasn’t a trainwreck. “Long story short, Shana II rocks – don’t drop it.“ Fans called me crazy. My girlfriend dumped me. […]
Three things that sucked: 1. Not enough Roxas and Naminé No you’re not During the early part of the game, you couldn’t take five steps without being forced to sit through a cut scene about Roxas sucking an ice pop. […]
When I use the word epic, I don’t cheapen it like everyone else on the internet: epic cat fight Second most epic song on the show epic banana peel slip epic win Epic wasn’t meant to be some watered-down internet […]