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The Slacker's Code: Part X

What do Yahoo and Michelle Wie have in common?

Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants: WORST MOVIE EVER

An Unbiased Review of Kingdom Hearts

Stop buying shit from children

Condescending Assholes work in "Seattle"

Don't be a Pussy: Rule #5

John Stossel: Commissioner of the Bullshit Police

Roboraptor: Toy of the Millenium

I am perceptive. You are not.

Read The Alphabet of Manliness or go to Hell

Five things that suck about the NBA

Elevators and Blind People: A Dangerous Combination

Limit: 3 Sarcastic Retorts

How Not to Cancel Class

Plagiarism or 100% Original Bullshit?

I Will Eat Your Food

Baka-Raptor's Art Critique: Inflatables Edition

The Dominion of Baka-Raptor

I don't give a shit if you win a DVD player

My Cousin is a Shallow Bitch

College Sports are Unwatchable

The Pussification of Kool-Aid

Bode Miller sucks

The Colbert Report: Great Show or The Greatest Show?

I'm sick of shitty pizza ads

The Boondocks is not anime. Watch it anyway.

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