Sea Slugs! Anime Blog is the Worst! Blog Ever

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

I’ve walked by Italian Village Pizza so many times and yet never tried it.  Is it really that orgasmically good? – Kabitzin Res ipsa loquitur, bitch Kabitzin’s poor taste isn’t limited to pizza. What was he thinking when he named his blog? Sea slugs are lame. They lack mantle cavities, and their eyes are able [...]

Hanners’ Anime ‘Blog is the Worst ‘Blog Ever

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

Hanners hates his blog. Look no further than his banners. Literally, you cannot look further than his banners. An actual full-size screenshot of Hanners’ Anime ‘Blog on my 1024×600 netbook Most bloggers prefer to make banners of shows that don’t suck. Hanners boldly shirks convention. Hanners hates his blog so much that he made a [...]

More anime I haven’t seen and can’t meaningfully critique

Friday, May 28th, 2010

With my eyes currently out of commission, I’ve had to ignore a lot of anime I’d otherwise carefully and diligently research before ignoring. Spice and Wolf II: She still has a tail – get over it. Basquash: Stupid title Revolutionary Girl Utena Movie: Why bother watching anything that’s open to interpretation? Evangelion Movies: All I’ve heard [...]