It’s no secret that I censor comments. People who claim they’ll never censor comments under any circumstances are liars. At least I had the decency to warn you from Day 1. However, it’s occurred to me that none of my readers would have any idea what kinds of comments I’d censor unless they actually wrote [...]

Look how happy I am I was certain that taking a break from anime would help my eyes get better. What I didn’t expect was to get better so quickly! I’d been feeling progressively better over the past few days, but that’s nothing out of the ordinary. Some days I’m better; other days I’m worse. [...]

Enough is enough. Being half-assed about fixing my eyes hasn’t worked so far and clearly isn’t going to. I need to start taking things seriously if I’m going to have any hope of recovering. To this end, I’m neither writing any more posts nor watching any more anime until my eyes get better. In addition, [...]

The April Fools Day Post was originally posted on my homepage; now it’s posted here. Didn’t get it? That’s your fault for not being awesome enough to know about my website before I sold out. Aliased Banner Post had nothing to do with anime (except the ShizNat) Crappy reused Paint comics Counter + One-liner My [...]

DVD sales are down. American licensors are going out of business. The Japanese distribution model fails to embrace the internet’s potential. Little girls are becoming axe-murderers. There’s no way to sugarcoat it – the anime industry is doomed. I confirmed this inconvenient truth while interviewing The King of Anime. The King of Anime: Hi Baka-Raptor! [...]

Code Geass: Great Anime or The Greatest Anime? I still can’t decide between this show and Darker than Black. Then again, why should I? Code Geass + Darker than Black + Code Geass S2 = Pizza Hut’s Anime Triple Decker lol! What, Pizza Hut discontinued the Triple Decker? Good, that shit was nasty. Pizza Hut [...]

I love this show! Darker than Black is Better than Great: it’s PERFECT! Now before you call me a hypocrite for suddenly praising a show that I recently criticized, I have a confession to make – I was a tool back then. Lately however, I’ve been seeing the world in a fresh, tastier light. Now [...]