June Fools

Sunday, June 1st, 2014

The April Fools Post

Umineko: Final Thoughts

Saturday, February 22nd, 2014

Still better art than the VN Best Chapters Chapter 3: A survivor?! A real Beatrice?! Capping the number of suspects?! Moétrice?! Sheer number of bombs being dropped in a non-solution arc make this the best chapter. Chapter 7 Tea Party: An actual solution?! Beatrice x Battler scene from the Magic Ending: Ryukishi07 can really write […]

R&R: Raptor and Robot

Monday, April 1st, 2013

I love slice-of-life comedies. Everyone loves slice-of-life comedies. Sure, I appreciate a good plot once in a while, and creative jokes are also a plus, but after a long day of work, I just want something simple and soothing to help me relax. As such, I’ve decided to fashion my new webcomic in the hallowed […]

Talk-A-Raptor 09: Baka-Raptor Goes to Hogwarts

Thursday, December 27th, 2012

Yuru Yuri: Too Much Yuru, Not Enough Yuri

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

I once complained that Candy Boy had a misleading title. The upside, which I failed to appreciate at the time, is that it was the good kind of misleading: the kind that surprised you with lesbians. Yuru Yuri’s deception isn’t so generous. It has yuri in the title, another word that’s 3/4 yuri, and a […]

One Piece: Fourth Time’s a Charm?

Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

I’d failed in my three prior attempts to put up with Luffy’s carefree idiot schtick as he lucked his way through needlessly close battles against weak opponents. Since then, like an indefatigable shonen hero, I’ve once again leveled up my ability to tolerate shitty anime, this time by quitting anime for a year. With my […]

Guess What I Think About Polar Bear’s Café

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

I didn’t think I’d have to write a post about this show. Then again, I didn’t expect Polar Bear’s Café to be getting such a massive free pass even by the standards of itiswhatitisism. As with so many “slice-of-life” anime that’ve come out over the past half-decade, the jokes suck. Sometimes it’s due to poor […]

Crappy Sketch Apocalypse

Thursday, June 21st, 2012

Shameless indeed. I tried playing nice. The next thing I knew, Inushinde took the crappiest of the crappy sketches, published them a week ahead of schedule, and, worst of all, preempted the post I was going to write parodying Fate/Zero episode 11. No more Mr. Nice Raptor. Image dump. Then swift death to evil. Inushinde […]

Higurashi Can Do No Wrong

Saturday, June 2nd, 2012

Higurashi can make as many filler episodes as it wants. Lazy premises, cheesy jokes, plot holes, rampant pedophilia—who cares? I will watch every one, buy all the merchandise, and then burn it when I find out the seiyuu aren’t virgins. Only Higurashi can get away with an opening theme called Happy! Lucky! Dochy! The Higurashi […]

I’m sorry your favorite show doesn’t suck

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

You know what hurts people more than telling them their favorite show sucks? Telling them their favorite show is simply ok. They react as if I threw their kittens in a wood chipper. Perhaps I’m being insensitive since it’s morally impossible for someone of my refined taste and unbridled honesty to praise mediocrity. But isn’t […]