I want to enter into a loving, committed relationship with this young lady. I know you’ve been burning to draw me fanart. Yet only a handful of my readership has done it. It’s understandable. People have a hard time approaching such a gallant, intimidating figure as myself.1 Hence, I have no choice but to make [...]

Some of you thought I wouldn’t notice/care if you handed in your forms late. Not a chance. “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.” – Michaelangelo In order to uphold the righteous order of this website, 10 points will be taken off for every day late – no exceptions. Ina: Best [...]

2.5 years in existence 135 days since selling out (2/29/08, so I won’t have to celebrate it next year) 0 pre-sellout page rank 1 post-sellout page rank (still 0 by my original page rank checker) 40,000 pre-sellout hits 20,000 post-sellout hits 64 pre-sellout e-mails 63 post-sellout mail-mails 0 pre-sellout comments 1,000 post-sellout comments 258 spam [...]