Ashita no Joe 2: One Decade Later no Joe

Sunday, February 15th, 2015

Baka-Raptor and the Filler of Big

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

I’ve recently been doing a lot of spring cleaning around the site, part of which included drastically reducing the size of my drafts folder from 170 to 99. Many of the deletions are partially reproduced below. Since these are among the shittiest ideas in the history of my site, I felt the best time to […]

The Raptormobile gets an Upgrade

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

I’d been looking for a way to hook up my mp3 player to my car radio ever since I found out that listening to headphones while driving is relatively illegal. At first I tried an FM transmitter, which worked great the 10% of the time it didn’t produce a static-garbled mess. Then I came across […]

Japan’s Metronome Crisis

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

The Ichigo 100% ending sequence might seem ok if you don’t have any rhythm. Otherwise it’s painfully off-beat. The strawberries are off, the marching is off, and the marching doesn’t even sync up with the strawberries. Did they think we wouldn’t notice? Did they think we wouldn’t care? I don’t know anything about hand-drawn graphics, […]

Fukai mori no naka de…

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Current Status: Better in some ways, worse in others. This may take a while…

I beat up Raki

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Yesterday I stumbled upon Raki crying in the woods. I attempted to cheer him up by letting him borrow my finest female erotica magazine. Disappointed that there weren’t any men in it, Raki threw my magazine in the river. How dare that bastard waste my porn! I angrily stomped on the ground, creating a rift […]