Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt was ok, I guess

Sunday, March 27th, 2011

That’s what I looked like when I watched it I heard all the hype. P&Sw/G was so hip and radical and antiestablishment and subverts tropes and doesn’t take itself seriously and is made by GAINAX. This had to be the best thing since Astro Boy. But before I could watch it, I had to figure [...]

Worst Golgo 13 Episode Ever

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

In episode 24, a female sniper is assigned the task of killing Golgo 13. It’s impossible to beat Golgo 13 in a fair fight, and women in general fight dirty, so she plots to mess up Golgo 13′s eyesight by exposing him to the sandy Sirocco/Ghibli winds of Morocco. Little did she know that Golgo [...]

Anime/Life Advice Mailbag #1: Burning Bridges

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

The following emails are real and completely unedited, except the parts I very obviously edited. Dear Baka-Raptor. Ill skip the sucking up to you and get right to the point: Why the rush? Question A While I was at work of of my female colleagues,lets call her Hot Lesbian A Natsuki, was talking to our [...]

What ever happened to standards?

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

When I first watched Full Metal Alchemist, Roy Mustang’s “sexiness” cracked me up. If you haven’t seen the show, here’s the gag: all the ladies would fall head over heels for him even though he looks generic enough to be a harem lead. Then I found out that many girls in real life actually think [...]

Golgo 13 vs. Hell Girl: An Objective Analysis

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

VS. Round 1: Deadpan Expression Golgo 13: Unflappable Hell Girl: Cried once, just because she was banished from her village and buried alive Advantage: Golgo 13 Round 2: Google Fight Hell Girl: 3,860,000 results Golgo 13: 548,000 results Advantage: Hell Girl Round 3: Hairstyle Hell Girl: Long, shiny, silky, flowing hair Golgo 13: The manliest [...]