Worst Golgo 13 Episode Ever

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

In episode 24, a female sniper is assigned the task of killing Golgo 13. It’s impossible to beat Golgo 13 in a fair fight, and women in general fight dirty, so she plots to mess up Golgo 13′s eyesight by exposing him to the sandy Sirocco/Ghibli winds of Morocco. Little did she know that Golgo [...]

Anime/Life Advice Mailbag #1: Burning Bridges

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

The following emails are real and completely unedited, except the parts I very obviously edited. Dear Baka-Raptor. Ill skip the sucking up to you and get right to the point: Why the rush? Question A While I was at work of of my female colleagues,lets call her Hot Lesbian A Natsuki, was talking to our [...]

What ever happened to standards?

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

When I first watched Full Metal Alchemist, Roy Mustang’s “sexiness” cracked me up. If you haven’t seen the show, here’s the gag: all the ladies would fall head over heels for him even though he looks generic enough to be a harem lead. Then I found out that many girls in real life actually think [...]

Golgo 13 vs. Hell Girl: An Objective Analysis

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

VS. Round 1: Deadpan Expression Golgo 13: Unflappable Hell Girl: Cried once, just because she was banished from her village and buried alive Advantage: Golgo 13 Round 2: Google Fight Hell Girl: 3,860,000 results Golgo 13: 548,000 results Advantage: Hell Girl Round 3: Hairstyle Hell Girl: Long, shiny, silky, flowing hair Golgo 13: The manliest [...]