I was in the middle of beating Crystalis blindfolded when all of a sudden I was mysteriously teleported away from my computer. I took off my blindfold to see Haruhi prancing around, exclaiming she was thrilled to meet a dinosaur. I lazily autographed her face and began to make my way out. Upset that I [...]

Endless Eight was a waste of time, money, human resources, natural resources (e.g., oil, gas, animal pelt), bandwidth, and chakra. Good thing I didn’t watch Endless Eight—I watched Finite Five (skipped eps 5-7). It was only five-eighths as pedophilic. You just read the most flattering review of Endless Eight on the internet. Come on guys, [...]

In case you’re curious, the opening pic is from a Haruhi doujin about a dinosaur that makes itself at home in Mikuru’s cleavage. If you don’t want to find this doujin, don’t click on any of these links. Onto the point of the post: I read the Haruhi light novel. Here’s how it happened: I [...]

This is by no means an endorsement of Akikan. It is a simple observation that many of the shows I’m currently watching are worse. First, a quick unbiased review of Akikan: Three things that rock: A suprising dose of original humor Mamiko Noto A hardcore lesbian Three things that suck: Lame premise Lousy animation A [...]

Ouran High School Host Club II: Auron High School Host Club Auron would be the perfect apology for the first season’s unbridled gaiety. Scene 1: Auron breaks the host club’s precious vase/knee caps. Scene 2: All the girls fall hopelessly in love with Auron. Scene 3: Auron rejects them all because he’s not pedophile. Scene [...]

Genderbending totally doesn’t cast doubt on your sexuality. Unless you’re a man. Or a woman (although established scientific authorities have long asserted that all women are bisexual). I’ll be the first one to admit that any woman would be more attractive if she acted a little more like Kyon. What potent heterosexual male wouldn’t drool [...]