Time to go Train in the Mountains

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

I was recently thinking about how much I suck at drawing, image editing, web design, and other forms of useful art, when I realized there’s a simple way to turn that all around: training in the mountains. Mountain training is a surefire way to get better at anything: martial arts, kendo, ninjutsu, homosexuality, mountain climbing, [...]

I Watch K-ON So You Don’t Have To

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Just how boring is K-ON? Let’s put it this way: I paused episode 10 to rewatch an episode of Akikan. Akikan: Crappy animation, original jokes K-ON: Uncrappy animation, unoriginal jokes Winner: Akikan The jokes in K-ON are so stale that I’m forced to make up my own jokes to survive each episode. See 1:39-1:45 I’m [...]

Dissecting the K-ON Ending

Friday, April 17th, 2009

I shall start with a base score of zero. Every time I see something I like, I’ll add a point. Every time I see something I don’t like, I’ll subtract a point. Score (S) Meaning S > 5 Love it 5 >= S >= 2 Like it 2 > S > -2 Indifferent -2 >= [...]

I Endorse Queen’s Blade

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Queen’s Blade has been taking a lot of shit from even the most perverted anime bloggers. This ends now. I typically don’t care for fanservice anime. If you want porn, there’s almost definitely something better If you want a story, there’s almost definitely something better Thus, as a practical matter, I’ll only endorse a fanservice [...]