Tag: lawyers ruin everything

April 2022: Wholesome

Ever notice how My Dress-Up Darling (Sono Bique Doll wa Koi wo Suru) was the most wholesome anime ever? I didn’t either. Except for the blackface, that was totally wholesome. The guy who married the Princess of Japan failed the […]

April 2021: Database

The back wall of my studio is finally complete with the final addition being a tapestry of Echidna, the star of Re:Zero Season 2. It’s a shame this exemplary specimen of womanhood wasn’t in literally every scene. How do you […]

The Social Justicing Continues

Gay Marriage Like several other landmark progressive Supreme Court decisions (e.g., Brown v. Board, Roe v. Wade), Obergefell v. Hodges’ moral arguments far outdid its legal arguments. Kennedy’s majority opinion was basically: Feelings Marriage is good Feelings Due Process and […]

Top 10 Bullshit Tickets

Note: These aren’t necessarily the most ridiculous tickets out there. These are, however, the most ridiculous tickets that get issued on a somewhat regular basis. Obstructed View Legit: You have crap all over your windshield that keeps you from seeing […]

How to be a Bitch in Traffic Court

“I work as a _______!” Nobody cares. You hear this shit from teachers, firefighters, teachers, priests, teachers, doctors, teachers, soldiers, teachers, and everyone else who thinks their job makes them better than everyone else. “My daddy/husband/uncle/godfather is a cop!” Too […]