I’ve walked by Italian Village Pizza so many times and yet never tried it.  Is it really that orgasmically good? – Kabitzin Res ipsa loquitur, bitch Kabitzin’s poor taste isn’t limited to pizza. What was he thinking when he named his blog? Sea slugs are lame. They lack mantle cavities, and their eyes are able [...]

Hanners hates his blog. Look no further than his banners. Literally, you cannot look further than his banners. An actual full-size screenshot of Hanners’ Anime ‘Blog on my 1024×600 netbook Most bloggers prefer to make banners of shows that don’t suck. Hanners boldly shirks convention. Hanners hates his blog so much that he made a [...]

Paper Flower has the worst banner I’ve ever seen in my life. First of all, it doesn’t have any dinosaurs. Second of all, the girl is carrying an umbrella even though it’s not raining. Third of all, it doesn’t say “Paper Flower” anywhere. Last time I checked, your blog was named Paper Flower, not Paper [...]

Enough is enough. Being half-assed about fixing my eyes hasn’t worked so far and clearly isn’t going to. I need to start taking things seriously if I’m going to have any hope of recovering. To this end, I’m neither writing any more posts nor watching any more anime until my eyes get better. In addition, [...]