Aoi Hana Gets Real

Tuesday, June 26th, 2012

Aoi Hana once inspired me to draw a distinction between real lesbians and super lesbians, mainly because the “lesbians” in Aoi Hana were constantly crying instead of groping each other. Not only was I hoping for another kind of waterworks, the horrendous cry/grope ratio was only one of several criticisms I had of the show. […]

Crappy Sketch Apocalypse

Thursday, June 21st, 2012

Shameless indeed. I tried playing nice. The next thing I knew, Inushinde took the crappiest of the crappy sketches, published them a week ahead of schedule, and, worst of all, preempted the post I was going to write parodying Fate/Zero episode 11. No more Mr. Nice Raptor. Image dump. Then swift death to evil. Inushinde […]

Group 5 vs. The Dragon

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

A lurking dragon once threatened to invade the Mystic Isle of Circlejerkia. The noble warriors from Avvesione’s Anime Blog, Metanorn, Ambivalence, or is it Ambiguity, and Baka-Raptor were assembled to fight it. This team would forever be known as Group 5. Avvesione made the first move. He used his love of setting to project a […]

Talk-A-Raptor 6.5: The Most Interesting Anime Blogger in the World

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

Based off these commercials Only one day remaining. Poll closes at 13:00 GMT on Sunday. Vote while you still can: Need to know more about me? Check out my interview at Are-Are. More on the competition. More reasons to vote for me. Update: The Aniblog Tourney is the Worst Tourney Ever

100 More Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Need a reason to vote for me? I’ve already given you 100. Not enough? Have 100 more: Oops, guess I got carried away again and gave you 111 instead of 100. I wanted to save this post for a future match, but it would be rude to hold back while Kabitzin and his minions have […]

Sea Slugs! Anime Blog is the Worst! Blog Ever

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

I’ve walked by Italian Village Pizza so many times and yet never tried it.  Is it really that orgasmically good? – Kabitzin Res ipsa loquitur, bitch Kabitzin’s poor taste isn’t limited to pizza. What was he thinking when he named his blog? Sea slugs are lame. They lack mantle cavities, and their eyes are able […]

Hanners’ Anime ‘Blog is the Worst ‘Blog Ever

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

Hanners hates his blog. Look no further than his banners. Literally, you cannot look further than his banners. An actual full-size screenshot of Hanners’ Anime ‘Blog on my 1024×600 netbook Most bloggers prefer to make banners of shows that don’t suck. Hanners boldly shirks convention. Hanners hates his blog so much that he made a […]

Paper Flower is the Worst Blog Ever

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Paper Flower has the worst banner I’ve ever seen in my life. First of all, it doesn’t have any dinosaurs. Second of all, the girl is carrying an umbrella even though it’s not raining. Third of all, it doesn’t say “Paper Flower” anywhere. Last time I checked, your blog was named Paper Flower, not Paper […]